Tuesday, September 25, 2007

You Know How I Know You're Gay?

Because you say things like this:
"I'd rather be here dressing up than anywhere else," while stepping into the sparkling ruby red slippers as Dorothy. "It makes you feel like one of the guys." (referencing his Yankees team mates)

-Ian Kennedy
NY Yankees Rookie

For some reason, the press doesn't photograph cross-dressing NY Yankees like they do Tele-Tubbie-dressing Boston Red Sox players.

Here's what it might look like if they did:

6 comments:

  1. Judy Garland, patron saint of cross-dressers and gays everywhere. Yup, sounds like a Yankee fan.

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  2. Plenty o' pictures were taken.

    Here you go:

    http://deadspin.com/sports/fun-with-rookies/joba-is-the-new-f++k-lion-303349.php

    And the whole Yankee rookie class:

    http://mybaseballbias.com/?p=701

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  3. Those shots aren't gay at all. Go Yanks.

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  4. Dude, the Red Sox don't matter. And do you know why? Because they're boring and they don't matter to anyone besides their fans. Know what I'm saying?

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