Josh Beckett, in a moment of showboating, chooses not to run off the field like his teammates after the third out, but instead prefers to do "the snake."
"my name is josh beckett and i am a gigantic douche bag. and since a douche bag is technically an inanimate object, i'm just going to flop onto the ground like this."
Josh Beckett, in a moment of showboating, chooses not to run off the field like his teammates after the third out, but instead prefers to do "the snake."
"I've been so high for so long, I just gotta kiss the ground to make sure its real."
ReplyDelete"Josh Beckett collapses when he notices a horrifiying lack of sideboobs on this site."
ReplyDelete"Hey, 'Down With Goldy' has sideboobs today. Ahhhhh"
ReplyDeleteThis grass smells amazing. Fabreeze?
ReplyDelete"check it out...The worm."
ReplyDeleteBeckett holds on for dear life as the aliens try to beam him up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, definitely the worm, not the snake. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteBoobs?
ReplyDeleteHere's a comment: "Two weeks and no frick'n sideboobs!"
ReplyDelete"Josh Beckett narrowly escapes a flying blister headed straight for his right hand..."
ReplyDelete"my name is josh beckett and i am a gigantic douche bag. and since a douche bag is technically an inanimate object, i'm just going to flop onto the ground like this."
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