Wednesday, November 08, 2006

This isn't Pac-Man!

Donyell Marshall, pictured here, recently surpassed 10,000 points and 5,000 rebounds in his NBA career. This is a nice milestone for him. He is one of only 130 players in history to accomplish it. That, however, does not explain why he felt it necessary to enter the initials A-S-S into the Cavs high score list. Come on, Donyell! This is a family friendly game! What do you expect me to say when my kids ask, "Daddy, who is ASS?"

4 comments:

J Money said...

What's funny is that I did exactly that on your big-ass video game at your house and you got very mad at me. It was high comedy. And high-brow comedy as well.

Anonymous said...

Since when was the NBA family friendly? Sure, lots of illegitimate kids, but not really family friendly. Case in point: Pacers shooting guard and sniper Mr. Jackson. I don’t think I would feel safe from having a player beat me senseless unless I was sitting up in the nosebleed section.

J Money said...

"Sniper" is an interesting choice of words to describe Stephen Jackson. I think he sees himself as being the very definition of a sniper both on and off the court.

boilerdowd said...

don't you have to hit something to be called a sniper?