Happy SBF New Year!

And thus we come to the final Friday of the month of December 2011 and, thus, the final installment of Sideboob Friday for this special return engagement. Perhaps it will expose itself again in the future and spring up to provide well-rounded entertainment of a global variety. Or maybe it will stay covered and mysterious, making you wonder just what is under there....

Wait, what was I saying again?

Dry your tears and enjoy SBF for December 30, 2011. Until next time, my friends, be safe, be smart and maintain your sense of humor.

A Very SBF Christmas

It's the Friday of Christmas weekend and so, in all seriousness, we wish you a happy holiday season. And to make it more happy, we'd like to share the cheer that is....boobs.

Click for more, but only if you dare. Make sure your boss/wife aren't over your shoulder.

SBF -- The Discretion Edition

It's Friday, which around here -- at least for now -- means SBF time.

On last week's episode, we invited you to share photos for consideration and while we definitely want you to share things that you think other BS readers would enjoy, I feel compelled to suggest that you not send in pics of ex-girlfriends without their permission. Yes, that happened last week. No, I don't think it would be right to share them. So I guess I should modify that -- feel free to send any kinds of pictures you want of anyone, perhaps especially if I can't post them. I'll be glad to evaluate and provide feedback. But just understand that we do have some level of ethics here.

Okay, carry on. And if you're worried about looking at these pics at work, the handy jump link is below and you can just be left to wonder... do I click it? Or don't I?

The Return of SBF for a Limited Run

Back in the early years of BS, we launched a feature called Sideboob Friday. Yeah, it was juvenile, but it was our site and we figured, why not? Also, we always meant it in a good-natured way. We're warm for the female form and we make no apologies about it.

After a long run, it felt like SBF had run its course and it was time to retire the feature. After all, Google Images can get you anything, from an elephant pooping to a cat operating an automatic weapon.

But the demands/requests have continued and so for December 2011, we're bringing it back for a limited return engagement.

Enjoy, hornballs.

More Useless Predictions From Your Editors

We've been getting a lot of requests this year to weigh in on the upcoming Boilermakers football season. Either we're getting a measure of respect in this blogging world or it's just the result of a lack of options (hey, besides us and Slammer and Snails, where else do Purdue fans go?).

You may recall Boilerdowd linking you to our efforts for MVN. Here are a couple others -- this Q&A with On Wisconsin was actually a lot of fun to rattle on about... they asked some excellent questions, I thought, and didn't just go with the boring, "offense-defense-prediction" route.

In addition, a relative newcomer (at least to us) to the blogging fold, We Want The Lion, asked us for our take on the 2009 Boilers as well. You can find that one here, and it, too, is well done. Mainly because we're handsome. I guess I'd like to know... if they get the lion, what do they plan to do with it? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.

And, of course, there's also the upstart Blog Ten, who also asked us to contribute, which we of course did, because we're whores for attention.

What will really be funny is when you see our official season preview and realize we've been sandbagging everybody else and are really predicting an 11-1 season for the Boilermakers.

Oh, and the picture with this post? No particular reason. It's just Jenn Sterger, and for whatever you think about her as a publicity-grubbing hooch, this picture just makes my day. Thanks, Jenn.

SBF -- Happy Finals Week

The limited return run of SBF will go back on hiatus shortly and so we hope you've enjoyed the past few weeks and that it has made these non-football-or-basketball days go by a little faster. Spring has sprung, the school year is wrapping up and you're all becoming men in your own ways.

Soon your days will be filled with campfire stories, 4H fairgrounds, water balloon fights, co-ed dances at band camp and other such shenanigans. Oh, you crazy kids.

For those of you who ARE wrapping up Finals and heading home for the summer, be well (and safe) and don't forget to pop in and say hi to your dirty uncles at BS now and then. But even if you don't, we'll be here waiting for you in the fall, as football approaches and you settle back into your lecture hall seat and fire up the laptop to find something -- anything -- else to listen to besides that Psych 120 lecture.

And to send you off all hot and bothered, here are some gals to say hello....

Another random -- maybe this was a reader submission. The odd thing is that it doesn't look like most SBF pics -- it looks like a regular, silly college pic (note the hand in her cleav). So if this is your sister or girlfriend, hey, sorry. Only not really. Those should be shared with everyone.


These ladies are ready for one you strapping young lads to meet them in the park for some wholesome summertime activities. Like Euchre.

Holy sweet moly! Thank goodness these are recent models as they both have airbags and thus no one was injured in this collision. Somebody get out and get their numbers, though, just in case.

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SBF -- Finals Are Approaching

This current run of Sideboob Friday is here as a result of a plea by a student at Purdue to help get him through Finals. Okay, well, final exam week is approaching (by my old man calendar -- hell, it could have passed by now for all I know) and so get your fill because these babies will be put back in their bras before much longer.

But for now, away we go...

First up, everyone's old fave, Miss Piggy. I mean, if you've got to come down with swine flu, here's the nicest way to get it. (Also, sad to see Miss Piggy has turned to S&M queen.)


No idea who any of these remaining lasses are. This one appears to be driving. With her airbags already deployed. (Easiest joke ever? Possibly...)

Great googly moogly!

Holy schnikies!

Well, that's about all my ticker can handle for this fair Friday. Enjoy our hero Brad Miller's Bulls in their attempt to dethrone the Celts tomorrow and, as always, have a safe and solid weekend.

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SBF -- Return to Glory

Gosh, with a headline like that, you might be worried we're going to share photos of Charlie Weis' sideboobs. Gah!

But no, SBF is back -- for now -- and we'd like to point out that boobies aren't only great to look at, but they can serve a purpose as defense witnesses in criminal cases, too. As this story details, this model was acquitted because her tee-tahs were too big to fit through an opening she was accused of breaking in through. My favorite part of the story, though, is the judge quote:

When she appealed this week her defence lawyer held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said she could not possibly have squeezed through it with her 43in bust.

"I agree," said Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada after casting his eyes over the model.

And he threw out the guilty finding.

Of course, when it comes to boobies, when has any male had coherent thoughts?

Anyway, on to the goodness....

Oh, Halle, you ageless wonder. Where did those come from?

Lindsay's a favorite of mine, but not the real Lindsay -- just the photographed one. She's actually a burnout who pretty much nobody in Hollyweird wants to work with, but damn if there aren't some fine photographs out there of her fine boobage.

Damn you, button! You're my nemesis!

That's all for this edition. For those of you so inclined, the yawnfest that is the NFL Draft is tomorrow. So go outside instead and enjoy the sunshine most of the country is experiencing.

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The Magical Return of SBF

So we got the following email last week from a Purdue student named Mike:

I love the blog and thought your coverage of this year in Purdue sports was high quality journalism. Also, I thought your analysis of the basketball season was spot on. As a sophomore in the secondary education program, I look forward to another year of mediocre football and high quality basketball complemented by someone who actually appreciates the Big Ten. However, your SBF posts got me through all my lecture classes in CL50 when I was hung over last semester. I've kept my trap shut thus far in the spring semester but with summer right around the corner and finals looming, I thought a few more SBF posts could get me through exams. Just a thought. Keep up the great writing and have a wonderful Easter!

Don't you like how he butters us up for four lines before really getting to his point -- that he misses SBF. Now, normally, I say hey thanks for the note but SBF was just one of our features and we like to do different things, etc, etc. But to tug at my heart like that, about getting through classes in CL50, etc. Well, I'm a sucker. And he probably works this same magic on his professors, too. (And for the record, if we'd had Internet access in CL50 when I was in college, I doubt I'd have ever heard a word of any lecture, ever.) And then he throws in a couple more compliments at the end.... okay, Mike, don't lay it on too thick. We know we're awesome. And your wish is thusly granted.

The NHL playoffs started this week and I've been a lifelong NHL fan -- specifically of the New York Rangers. So between that and MLB starting up, it's an exciting time for me, despite the lack of Purdue activity. So we'll dedicate this week's SBF to puck bunnies. Our first pic, above, is of one of the dedicated members of the New York Islanders Ice Girls Team, or whatever they're called. I can't decide if she's checking out her fabulous cleave or if she's checking to see if her camel toe is noticeable.


Next up is one of my all-time favorites, Elisha Cuthbert. Elisha returned to 24 this week, briefly, and has an affinity for NHL players. She's basically the Alissa Milano of the NHL. Just saying.

I am suddenly a fan of the Calgary Flames.

That's all for this week. So kick back, have a beer, watch your NHL playoffs this weekend and remember, be safe out there.

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Sideboob Friday - Extra Christmas Present Edition

J Money said you've been good. Well, you've been extra good. As such, enjoy some more Christmas presents. Without any of the somewhat witty banter in between pictures. Even though you do read us for the commentary right? Right?!?!?!



















































































































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Sideboob Friday -- Year-End Edition

You kids have been so good this year, so I wanted to get you a present. But how do you shop for readers? The only thing we can give you is uproariously hilarious commentary and butter-knife-sharp wit and wisdom about Purdue athletics (and whatever else we have an opinion on) and we do that all the damn time. So to do something special, I decided to go back to one of our more popular (and definitely our most shallow) feature.

Normally, as you'll fondly recall, SBF featured typically 3-4 young lasses in various poses. Well, this year-end edition as we head into the holiday week is a big bigger. It's grown longer, you see. Expanding in size and lengthening. If you catch my drift. And I think you do. Brady Quinn got it right away.

Anyway, on we go... enjoy.

These are two of the USC Song Girls. It's interesting that in a self-photo, they managed to cut off the tops of their heads but ensured their boobies made the frame. Well-done, ladies.

This is Ashley Harkleroad, a tennis player. Or a plumber. I can't remember. I also imagine it's hard to play tennis in those heels.

Hey, it's the USC Song Girls again! Crusing along a highway, taking pictures. Why didn't we go to school in California again?

This is one of my old favorites, Denise Milani. All decked out in red for Christmas.

This is the wife of brittle "NFL" quarterback Brady Croyle, Kelly Croyle. Isn't it interesting how if you or I were in this pose, it'd be a horrible picture (not looking, sort of blurry, eyes closed) but when Mrs. Croyle does it, it's wonderful?

I don't know who this is, but she's seems to be dangerously close to a welding area without safety goggles.

This is Suzanne Carlson. Do you even care?

Now THAT'S a Sideboob photograph.

Another girl on a worksite. Man, these are blue-collar ladies. I wonder if she can drive that Volvo machinery. (Yes, yes, I know: You'd drive her Volvo machinery.)

When you need a yardstick to measure cleavage, it's been a good day.

Just your typical Alabama football fan, dreaming of a national title that never came to pass.

Marisa Miller lost her top in the rough surf, I think. Let's help her find it.

It's uncanny -- it's like they follow me wherever I go.

Completely random picture of a couple of blondes on a beach somewhere.

Suddenly I'm really thirsty for a Miller Lite. Anybody else?

I mean, like, really thirsty.

Another example of a SBF Hall of Fame quality pose.

When you can see under the cleavage, it's either a great bra, a terrific shirt, or fake hooters. Or maybe all three.

So hopefully this little display will help get you through the long cold week of family get-togethers, drinking egg nog with in-laws and whatever else you have planned. Thanks for supporting us all year long and we actually do genuinely wish you dudes (and dudettes -- I think a few chicks read us) a really happy holiday season.

Be safe, all.

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SBF For You Cranky Demanding Little Brats

Sometimes it feels like you hornballs are clamoring at the gates to the BS offices with pitchforks and placards with sideboobs on them. Yes, I know many of you enjoyed regular, weekly SBF, but change allows us all to grow (despite boobs allowing you to grow in one place in particular). And so it's no longer a regular feature. Instead, we choose to focus our sports blog on, you know, sports.

Alas, what the Purdue Boilermaker football team is doing these days only resembles "sport" at the most basic level. So here for it's monthly (roughly) appearance, is Sideboob Friday.


First up is Monica Bellucci. I've thought she was amazing ever since I saw her in the Matrix sequels. Also, she's 44, if you can believe that.
In honor of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, here's a pic of some of their best-looking fans. Somehow this color scheme, logo and jersey look really nice in retrospect.

click on her lovely body to see larger version

And bringing up the rear this week, in honor of our own Boilerdowd's affinity for open-wheeled racing, is Tamara Ecclestone, the daughter of F1's boss. Oh, come on and wave that checkered flag Tamara. You can bet if she was on the platform the races would go even quicker as drivers attempted to get her to wave it.

Enjoy your weekends, gents, Boiler Up if you have it in you and be safe out there.

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SBF -- Olympic Edition

Alright, you daffodils.... your precious SBF is back this week, with an ode to the ladies of the Olympics. Sure, there were tons more lovely lady lumps that deserved consideration, but sadly Alicia Sacramone doesn't wear revealing clothing. Your loss.

On we go...

Look, I don't care if she's 41 years old. Dara Torres is pretty hot. There's just something allurring about a woman whose body looks like one lean muscle -- like she could break you in half with her thighs. At least you'd go with a smile.

Oh, Jennie. Here lies Jennie Finch, our tall drink o' water softball pitcher who has always been touted as unhittable, and yet somehow didn't manage to bring home the gold. Not sure it matters, though... you're forgiven, Jennie.

I don't think Amanda Beard swims for the U.S. anymore. I also don't care one way or the other. The important thing is that she's always willing to take off her clothes.

Not a particularly racy shot, but so what, you salacious dogs?? This is gold medalist Misty May-Treanor of our 100-something-in-a-row dominant beach volleyball team. I think it's cool that activities once reserved for drunk beachgoers are now Olympic sports. Next up, that paddleball game I always played as a kid with the wooden paddles.

And rounding out our footage for today is Kerri Walsh, Misty's partner in crime, and she who doesn't mind her ass being grabbed by patriotic Americans. You're doing God's work, Kerri.

That's all for this week. As always, be good, be safe and don't do anything I wouldn't do (not sure what that rules out).

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Sideboob Fourth

Greetings, loyal readers. It's Friday, July 4th and being that it's a very special Friday, I wanted to share something special with you, the loyal readers who are.... on the interwebs on a national holiday.

Regardless, today is the famous Coney Island hot dog eating contest. Let's see who can make themselves vomit 65 hot dogs! Sweet. What better way to celebrate this wonderful nation's birthday than with hot dogs, cookouts, sunshine (hopefull) and, of course, boobies.


First up, I don't know. I'm out of practice. I never remember to ask them their names. (The girls, not their boobs.)

This is Lexi. She loves America, clearly.

And we wrap up with a lovely, modest pair of.... flags. What did you think I was gonna say?

With that, the week comes to a close and we wish you all the best fourth and happy and safe holiday weekend. Usually, when people wish you a "safe" holiday, I often wonder why... but with July 4th, when the main components often are alcohol and explosives, well, it's a relevant wish.

So be safe, enjoy yourselves and be good.

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Sideboob Friday Redux

Yes, SBF is still on unofficial hiatus. But just like a crappy TV show that a lousy network has nothing better to replace, it's yet to be cancelled completely. No, SBF will still show up now and then, just on a less frequent basis than before. Maybe monthly, maybe month-end... or maybe today, as a little treat for you good little monkeys.

Longtime reader and shit-stirrer, Scotty Leisure, sent us these pics from the file on his computer labeled "spank bank." And while these are not the traditional BS definition of sideboobies, well, they're still good stuff.

I imagine she doesn't choke right before scoring. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Perfect form, tucking the ball in and cradling it like it's delicate. The pefect way to handle balls.

Honestly, what kind of Boilermaker would she be without a nice caboose?

So there you go. Pictures of a chick, and up early for those of you who demand it. Have a stellar Friday and a safe weekend.

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