Friday, December 01, 2006

Moon Unit?

Here at Boiled Sports, we try to be a family friendly establishment, but I can't resist this.



What exactly were his parents thinking? His name is Lucious Pusey. Hmm.

I'm trying to figure out if his name is better or worse than this guy's name. His first name has a dash in it! I-Perfection? What kind of a name is that?

7 comments:

Purdue Matt said...

All you need to know about I-Perfection:

"Son of Karen Harris of Staten Island and Michael Vassell of Lawrenceville, Ga"

Anonymous said...

QB: Jim Bob Cooter (Tennessee) - the gold standard for student-athletes
RB: Richie Rich (North Carolina)
RB: Jimmy Johns (Alabama)
WR: De'Cody Fagg (Florida State)
WR: Darius Passmore (Marshall)
TE: Kyle Sackrider (Michigan State) - that's just unfortunate...
OL: Shelley Smith (Colorado State) - Don't say it - asshole...
OL: Joe Girardi (Miami) - Marlins manager doubling as UM lineman???
OL: Joseph Joseph (Louisiana-Monroe) - not a lot of creativity in this one...
OL: Hercules Satele (Hawaii)
OL: Jason Alexander (San Diego State)

DEFENSE:

DL: Colin Ferrell (Kent State)
DL: Avery Hannibal (Mississippi State) - gotta have this facemask...
DL: David Escobar (Ohio) - is this the guy that drugged up Frank Solich?
DL: LeQuantum McDonald (Baylor)
LB: Ian Handshy (Kansas)
LB: John Mark Patrick (Troy)
LB: Billy Ray (West Virginia) - must be very confusing...
DB: Christian Okoye (Tulane) - Nigerian Nigthmare, Part II???
DB: Sir Darean Adams (Michigan State)
DB: Knowledge Timmons (Penn State)
DB: Ray Ray McElrathbey (Clemson) - a sentimental selection...

P/K: Keith Toogood (Texas Tech) - this guy better have balls of steel...

HONORABLE MENTION:

TE Vincent Chase (SMU) - must be the center of every party
WR Maserati Jemison (Arizona State)
QB John Van Dam (Michigan State) - must.. know.. middle.. name..
DL Untavious Scott (Troy)

boilerdowd said...

This is a de-licious site.

Good day from Cali.

Thank you UCLA...we still have a chance to have the BCS look like poopy.

Purdue Matt said...

Did you guys see this? You got some pub on DEADSPIN:

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-football/jeez-ethel-thats-a-penis-theyre-knocking-around-down-there-216931.php

J Money said...

I actually hadn't seen that publicity on Deadspin.... but it's cool.

Speaking of D-spin, I sent this post by Tim in last night (Mon night) and today there was a post about Lucious Pusey but it didn't mention us. Oh well... can't win them all.

J Money said...

Oh, and outstanding anonymous post there... good work. Wish we knew who you were.

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