Well, you'll have to get in line behind us. Uh, I mean, you would if we weren't all married or almost married.Yes, that's right, this breaking news just in to Boiled Sports: Jessica Alba is looking for one-night stand, no-strings-attached sex.
Whether she's looking for it with balding, 30-something, fat guys who write their own blogs, the article doesn't specify.
Our intrepid reporter Tim stumbled upon this story and shared it with boilerdowd and myself under the subject line "uhhhhh," which is really all the noise I, too, was able to muster when simply seeing the title of the article.
Sure, this is a sports site, but we do Sideboob Fridays around here and, well, sex is a sport. So is ogling women, especially when you're trying to do it in front of your wife/girlfriend.
Giddy-up, gentlemen.
5 comments:
How about a bald, 30-something, SKINNY guy? Huh?
I've liked her ever since Dark Angle.
Dark Angle? Is that some Geometry porn that she was in?
I, for one, think this article is horrible, frustrating news. All that it means is I still won't have sex with Ms. Alba...but, if it wasn't for my dedication to my wife and Tim I could be doing so...
If there's one source that I trust for accurate reporting, it's the online arm of the alien landing/anna nicole smith/celebs shopping/jean bennet ramsey grocery store checkout mag.
Yes, Dark Angle - she would bend in all kinds of weird positions...
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