Friday, May 02, 2008

Best News Ever: Charlie Weis Sticking to His Plan

In probably the most memorable speech ever given in Gettysburg, the wise one, The Manatee, told sycophants and bandwagoners alike that he was sticking with his plan and would continue to do so. Honestly, this is much better news than anything I've heard in months. With the addition of Tenuta to his coaching staff, I actually was beginning to think UND would be a force. But, if his address in Gettysburg is the truth, people that have fond feelings for UND like myself should have a fun fall.

My favorite nugget from his speech was, "I could get hoodlums and thugs and win tomorrow," Manatee said. "I won't do it that way."

A lot's wrong with this statement...But, it harkens back to what I've always detested about Notre Dame- the belief that their student athletes are better than everyone else's. I know, they're all honors students and attend mass every morning...but their virtuous young men can't seem to get them over the hump, gosh darnit.







Teams like Boston College, Brigham Young, Wisconsin and others are Filled with thugs and hoodlums...So they're winning, obviously. If only UND would stop taking the high road, things wouldn't be so darned hard for them!!

"I buy it," One of the UND Club Members commented about Weis' speech. "I think were on the right track and I'm looking for a dramatically better performance on the field this year."

He's probably right...But games against San Diego State, a depleted Michigan team early in the season, Stanford, North Carolina, Navy and Syracuse might help them DOUBLE last year's win total...That is dramatically better.

Stick with that plan, oh wise one!!! Wake up the echoes...errrr something.


7 comments:

ATL_Boilers said...

Sorry this isn't related but just read that Scott Martin is considering Butler... I thought he was homesick?

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080502/SPORTS0602/805020423

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Purdue Matt said...

Scott Martin is spotlight sick.

Plang said...

Doesn't matter who UND plays this year, they would have to actually work to repeat last year. I, without even looking at the team, would have predicted that they would be better this year. They would have lost to a couple of CYO teams last year.

Anonymous said...

I'd say the news that Bassett, Ellis, Thomas,& Holman are all gone is pretty good news as well.

True they might have been able to completely sink IU's basketball program AND still finish in 10th place in the B11, but there's just gonna be something really super awesome and juvenile in seeing Penn State and Northwestern roll over IU in Assembly Hall East and IU finishing last.

Actually, I'm gonna miss the fatty (Thomas, not Weis. Weis, you can stay.)

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boilerdowd said...

And you love it. You coming on Wednesday?

Anonymous said...

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