Role Model?I know they don't have the best dental care in England, and I had braces to help correct my wamp-jacked snaggle teeth...So I appreciate someone trying to better his smile. But, a touch of discretion might have helped Wheldon when he chose the shape, size and color of his new grill.
(Wheldon '07)You can take the boy out of England...but the teeth will always remind him of his roots
(Wheldon '08)Holy Moly, turn those things off!
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I never heard of this Wheldon guy before but, judging by his outfit, I'd guess he is a racecar driver or a BMX racer or something. Does he have something to do with sports?
He actually races on the back of midget...midget jockey. It's growing in popularity, but they burst into flames when overworked, thus the need for the fireproof suit.
Have you heard of Glen Mason? He used to steal money from the University of Minnesota.
With money comes power. With power comes perfect teeth.
This one time, Glen Mason got his troops stoked and spent all of spring practice, August workouts and preseason amping his guys up to avenge a loss the season before to... Purdue.
So in the Big Ten opener, Minnesota eeked out an overtime win -- at HOME.
And it was the greatest moment ever. Glen Mason belongs in the Hall of Fame of my Heart.
@patrickwb
He won the freakin Indy 500
@patrickwb
He won the freakin Indy 500
Tell me a third time that he won the Indy 500.
Maybe then I will start to care.
he won the freakin indy 500
he won the freakin indy 500
Now you should definitely be caring a whole bunch.
Hmm.
Yeah, I thought that might work but . . . nope. Still don't care about auto racing.
Weird.
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