Monday, June 30, 2008
Gays everywhere rejoice as one of their own wins olympic trial
Gays from Hawaii to California to Vermont were ecstatic Sunday as a member of their family nearly set the world record. Tyson Gay, one of the great athletes in his family, and one of the favorites to win gold in Beijing came one step closer to doing so in the U.S. 100m trial in Eugene, Oregon.
His coach, John Drummond said, "We need to get some type of flame-retardant uniform..." following the wind-aided 9.68.
The flaming Gay sauntered into China on his rocket-like speed while winning the most recent trial.
Some future competitors reacted- "I'm afraid of that Gay guy...He's just so aggressive, he's on you from the beginning...I just am not sure if it's completely natural." (the athletes preferred they were not named in this story)
Granted, there will be those who won't accept the Gay accomplishment (due to wind) at face value, but he knows he's done something special. He later said, "...it felt so good and I relaxed..." when talking about his second heet qualifier.
With the trials now over, Gay needs to keep his eye on the Jamaicans, who, in search of gold and notoriety in the press, will surely be charging from behind trying to take it from him. He will also try to qualify in the 200 for the olympics.
This will go on the shelf with
Flaming fast Gay frolicks into Beijing,
The gay family is happy about the exposure,
Tyson Gay
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7 comments:
Usually, Gay is known for bringing up the rear. But not in this case. Well-done.
I'm assuming that you three tards are trying to be funny.
Just reporting the facts, mam.
Just so you know, dumb is not funny.
Oh, I get, you took the guy's last name and used it against him in a gay joke.
Oh how original... No, really...
Slow news day, eh? Better luck tomarrow guys.
You're right, it's not funny- it's hilarious. You know what else- if it's beneath you, you can go someplace else and ride your better-than-you horse all around that site. Maybe when you go there, you can use your name or at least make one up and sprinkle your special brand of condescending commentary all around that place. It'll be gay!
It's not a slow news day- it's a slow news season.
Wow, anonymous heros calling us names. Sweet.
And yes, it is funny. Lighten up a bit.... or get lost.
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