Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Please God, let it stop!

There are two things in this picture. One is good, the other isn't. Hint, the one that's good is not Brent Fav-ray. It's the side profile of ESPN's Rachel Nichols.

Favre headed either to Bucs or Jets. His agent says Packers might trade quarterback as soon as Wednesday.

The sooner he is traded the sooner we'll stop with the constant Favre ticker on ESPN.

Breaking News! Brett Favre took a dump!

This just in, Brett Favre prefers panties over boxers.

The Pope seeks Favres advice. Should he excommunicate Mike McCarthy?

In rare double secret vote, Brett Favre is elected President.

PLEASE LET IT STOP!

The only good thing to come of this is the continuation of the Madden curse.

5 comments:

Plang said...

Whoa - how do I get in on this double secret vote thingy...

J Money said...

Has BS been overthrown? Who's this Tim guy?

As for Favre, yes, I couldn't agree more. Make it stop! Nobody cares except for the sausage and cheese eating fine folks of Green Bay.

I know he had a good year in '07 but he was atrocious in '06. Oh, and yeah, he leads all-time in TDs thrown, but also all-time in INTs thrown.... I'd love to see him go to the Jets and throw 50 INTs. Awesomeness. It's what he deserves, the prima donna biotch.

E said...

No shit! Turn on ESPN to check out baseball highlights and it was 20 straight minutes of this crap! Then the first baseball discussion is about stupid Joba and his stupid elbow. ESPN can suck it.

Plang said...

J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!

I think Al has wet himself.

Captain MaƱana said...

Now that Brett is with NYJ, we won't hear anymore about him, right?