This week’s roundtable is being hosted by The Only Game That Matters, and they’ve decided to mix things up a bit. I’ll let Beauford Bixel explain:In an effort to switch things up combined with a weird obsession with Jeopardy, I've decided that this week I'm going to write the answers -- you guys write the questions. The questions can be one-liners, paragraphs, whatever. The goal is to be as funny as you can, and I expect pot-shots taken at various teams and bloggers whether warranted or not (Call me a dumbass for these roundtables, and you might just make the side-bar). Let's get a little life back into these things.
Aaaaaand if it crashes and burns, who cares?
Let me first say that as much of a prick as I can be and as much as I’d love to call him a dumbass, this is a great idea – not just revolving hosts, but also revolving formats. Good idea.
On to the "answers" (from TOGTM) and the "questions" (from us):
1) Jay Paterno and the Spread HD
What does JoPa think his son does with a stripper whose name is Happy Destiny?
2) Joe Tiller's Mustache
What is the only thing remaining from Joe Tiller’s initial success at Purdue?
3) The Color Purple
How would I describe the head of my penis?
4) Brains
What does JoPa like to “hang” when he wants to get a laugh from the team?
5) Hawkeye State
Who does Adam Jacobi of BHGP give a roman helmet to after every Iowa victory?
6) Rudy
What Notre Dame player of lore was also known by the nickname pegboy?
7) Knee Ligaments
What one part of Terrell Pryor’s game would we like to take away on Saturday to improve Purdue’s chances?
8) Terrell Pryor
What standout freshman was recruited and coached at OSU in the same honest, non-cheating fashion as Maurice Clarett?
9) Mark May
What black college football analyst really thinks he’s white?
10) Rich Rodriguez
Who fooled Michigan?
5 comments:
1) Jay Paterno and the Spread HD
Can you name (a) a coach who would never recruit, and (b) an offense that could be ruined by Curtis Painter?
2) Joe Tiller's Mustache
What is the only thing scarier than Curtis Painter Dropping back to pass?
3) The Color Purple
What color will be the jersey color of Curtis Painter's favorite target when Purdue plays Northwestern?
4) Brains
What doesn't it take to figure out who Curtis Painter is throwing to?
5) Hawkeye State
Where will be ball land when Curtis Painter throws a deep pass?
6) Rudy
Besides Curtis Painter, what is the name of another over-rated "Coach's Favorite"?
7) Knee Ligaments
To what body part would you add an extra set of hands to help Purdue receivers catch Curtis Painter's passes?
8) Terrell Pryor
Who do you wish was starting for Purdue instead of Curtis Painter?
9) Mark May
Who is one college football analyst who has won as many games against ranked opponents this season as Curtis Painter?
10) Rich Rodriguez
Who deserves Curtis Painter?
dozer, I'm telling you, you're taking your angst out on the wrong guy.
J, don't ever talk about #3 again.
boilerdowd
C.P.'s numbers might be big, but like my doctor always tells me, everyone gets fat on cupcakes.
How would I describe the head of my penis?
Purple? You know there are pills for that sort of thing.
The Purple-Headed Warrior, Galen!
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