Thursday, April 30, 2009

Oinktastic

So it appears this whole swine flu thing is getting kind of serious.

I currently live in Texas and the first death that occurred as a result of swing flu in the U.S. happened here yesterday. Granted, it was a Mexican kid brought here for our quality hospitals (apparently, not quality enough) and so it's not like he caught it here, it's still making people awfully nervous.

As USA Today tells us, all sports activities at public schools -- in all of Texas -- are being postponed until at least May 11.

I guess they figure by then things will either be all under control or we'll be living in a mall. Those of us left, anyway. I hope the Orange Julius is stocked.

(Oh, wait, maybe malls won't be so good, after all...)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

They say they're worried about this fall. The 1918-19 Spanish flu that killed millons started in the spring, weakened in the summer, and then mutated into a deadly form in the fall.

Flu viruses are nasty SOBs.

Purdue Matt said...

Look up how many people died in 2008 from standard influenza and compare that to the number of people (1 mexican kid) that have died from Swine Flu. Then you'll realize how much the media has overblown this whole thing.

Government will save us!

Anonymous said...

I saw that stat, Purdue Matt. The media has been a joke on this. A lot of the deaths were because of the horrible (government-run, FWIW) health care down there.

But like I said, the problem is if it mutates.

Anonymous said...

Please Bring the Swine Flu to campus so I dont have to take finals!

Plang said...

Many people will most likely get this flu, but it is only dangerous for the very young and very hold. For the rest of us, chicken soup and Gatorade is all we need to survive it.

Matt is spot on.

Please return to your daily activities.

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