Monday, June 22, 2009

Arbitrary Rules Committee Making Noise!!

The NCAA wants to avoid messy situations

The NCAA has devised a completely arbitrary way to stop players from setting up for charges deep in the lane. It's called the three-feet rule...and it's going to be great!!

Many in the NCAA don't like the half circle below the basket in the NBA and wanted to stay away from such a rule. So, they've created a three-foot (radius) circle underneath the basket in which you can't set up for a charge. Ummm, OK.

But the good news is, it's completely subjective and awesome Big Ten officials will be able to call it as they see fit, without any pesky "concrete guidelines" to hamper their artistry.
poetry in motion
Thanks NCAA for continuing to stink.

5 comments:

Ryan F said...

Good move dude, way to spew all over your lady friend.

Shadow300z said...

That picture is so funny, I literaly LOL'ed in my cubicle.

John said...

The NCAA is probably just trying to keep Chris Kramer alive. That dude would keep his feet planted in front of an Escalade.

Plang said...

They have the three-feet rule at Harry's. Any closer than three feet to the women in there and your chances of getting a VD increases 10 fold.

J Money said...

Don't hate on the easy women at Harry's, Planger.