Rapid, short and powerful thrusts... 30-45 seconds into it he was covered in sweat... it created a high-intensity, rapid fire muscle reaction ... dark and handsome hasn't had a pump like this in a long time.
This is the gayest commercial I've ever seen. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
How about something on Brees and Orton on slow news days instead of gay innuendo? Aren't you guys conservatives or something? Or are you Larry Craig conservatives? ROFL!
I'm excited as hell to see not one but TWO Purdue QB's in the top 10. Two alums at the top of their profession and in a very exclusive club. No wood yet, but HELL YES that's "exciting". LOL!
Since everything else about Purdue tackle-football is a downer, I'm looking for anything that will make the pain go away. It's like my freshman year all over again. *sob* Sorry, please continue with your regularly scheduled programming.
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I like how it's specifically for men.
"Have you ever wanted to masturbate with two hands, but never had the core strength to do so? Well, order your shake weight today!!"
But wait! There's a women's version too!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w
For the women's version, the "shaking" gets progressively more intense until it makes a sudden mess. This signifies the end of your workout.
New low for BS?
No, a new low would be asking if the women's version squirts a cooling mist after a few minutes.
Yes, I went there.
Rapid, short and powerful thrusts... 30-45 seconds into it he was covered in sweat... it created a high-intensity, rapid fire muscle reaction ... dark and handsome hasn't had a pump like this in a long time.
This is the gayest commercial I've ever seen. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
How about something on Brees and Orton on slow news days instead of gay innuendo? Aren't you guys conservatives or something? Or are you Larry Craig conservatives?
ROFL!
Do you have a boner for Brees and Orton, Acacia?
I'm excited as hell to see not one but TWO Purdue QB's in the top 10. Two alums at the top of their profession and in a very exclusive club. No wood yet, but HELL YES that's "exciting". LOL!
Since everything else about Purdue tackle-football is a downer, I'm looking for anything that will make the pain go away. It's like my freshman year all over again. *sob* Sorry, please continue with your regularly scheduled programming.
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