Friday, April 26, 2013

An NFL Draft Song For Manti Te'o

Lannay Kekuaikimaka is the name to say /
On a bright NFL Draft Day /
That's the Domer greeting that we send to you /
From the land where false legends play /

Here we know that Manti's woman was never seen in the light /
Or the sun or moon, during day or under the stars at night /
Lannay Kekuaikimaka is the rest of the college football world's way /
To say suck it, Manti, todaaaaaaaay.


BoilerRick said...

you just ruined one of my favorite Christmas songs - LOL

WinamacBoiler said...

Childish; mean; vindictive; this song has all of my favorite things when it comes to that school in South Bend. Well done!

Andrew said...

Oh geez--I'll bite. What song does this parody? I should know.

This is strictly for knowledge's sake, not to laugh that much harder, of course.

WinamacBoiler said...

Can I get you anything, Eddie? Something to eat; some more eggnog; take you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Andrew said...

Ah, thanks. I'll go put a whistle around my neck, complain about the guy behind the necktie, and claim I almost got it, now.

(Well, not really. But I feel a little clueless now I missed that.)