Maybe Indy Car Racing Isn't So Bad

Boilerdowd and I have been having a long, back-and-forth debate/discussion/immature display of stupidity recently, and it's centered around his wish to make sweet love to the sport of auto racing. Specifically, open-wheel racing.

And so I decided to give it a look. I may even watch part of the race in Texas this weekend from the comfort of my palatial estate. But as part of my research on the sport, I thought I'd get to know some of the drivers and I did some photo work to make sure I could recognize them. I've decided to start with this "Dan Patrick," or whatever her name is.

Great googly moogly.

The legs are more astounding than I expected....

Sweet mercy. Do they all look like this? I guess I understand why it's a great sport. Now if only we could get her to make out with Ashley Force, we'd be in business.

We'd be in business as a completely different kind of Web site if that happened, but we'd be in business nonetheless.

I Bet Hers Is Like Nothing Else

You may recall that we've talked about the fetching Ms. Ashley Force here before. Well, I'm not normally one to link over to Deadspin but I was browsing this morning and the below picture was there -- a screen grab from ESPN recently.


I mean.... come on! Doesn't anything think before they put things like this up there? Ashley Force is up for an award... and that award is the "Hummer Like Nothing Else" Award? Seriously? You can't expect me to not make fun of that.

Everybody Likes Fast Girls

I meant to comment about this back when it happened so bad on me for not doing it. But a few weeks ago, Ashley Force made history -- and defeated her pops -- in a NHRA funny car race. And goodness, she's smoking.

Danica Patrick also won a race finally and thus sheds some of the baloney criticism she had been taking.

What's the point? I don't know. But I will say that female race car drivers seem to be the hottest athletes out there. Sure, there are hot golfers and hot tennis players, but nearly every female driver making news appears to be attractive.

What held them back to this point? Sexist men? Or one of the following?

-Inability to merge?

-Frequent stops for directions?

-Having to pull over to pee?

-Swerving to avoid killing a squirrel?