Maybe Dorien Bryant Just Wants A Wii

Okay, so we all already thought the Motor City Bowl kind of sucks. And you may recall that Dorien Bryant didn't even want to go play in it.

Well, maybe it's because of the crap that they get for being there. All the other bowl games seem to give away pretty cool shizzle to the players participating, such as the following:

Pacific Life Holiday Bowl: Nintendo Wii, Madden NFL 08, Fossil watch, sweatshirt or polo, cap.

Champs Sports Bowl: Party at Best Buy store, $400 Best Buy gift card for each player, Timely Watch Co. watch, Panama Jack sunglasses, Panama Jack t-shirt, hat, goody bag with snacks, drinks, etc.

Texas Bowl: Watch, duffel bag, hoodie, t-shirt, cap, Nocona cowboy boots, belt buckle .

Meineke Car Care Bowl: Garmin portable GPS, Fossil watch, Armor Gear laptop bag, cap (strangely, no mufflers).

Las Vegas Bowl: Apple iPod touch, Under Armour Aero sackpack, cap, ESPN the Magazine 1-year subscription.

And on and on.... do you know what they get at the Motor City Bowl?

A Timely Watch Co. watch, a Mercury Luggage leather rolling duffle bag, and a ball.

Are you serious? A freakin' ball? And a duffle bag? Those are nice. I wonder how many of those will be left in the locker room.

Dorien's A Good "Team Guy"...and bonus thought

Something you might not see on December 26th

While you probably heard this, Dorien Bryant surprised no one by spouting off about the Motor City bowl in the last few days.

Sure, DB's a talented player...but can you remember his speed (4.39, supposedly) ever wowing you? I cannot; I can remember him proving to be elusive because of his shiftiness, but I also remember him being caught from behind on many occasions this season. Here's the thing, Dorien's pouting and having "alligator arms" show a lot about him...we really didn't need him piling-on himself to re-affirm the fact that his bad attitude has been a recurring theme throughout his career. It seemed to start when he made the extremely wise move of siding with Brandon Kirsch a few seasons back when Brandon was benched and really hasn't let up since. He showed some positive leadership, I thought, when he looked like he was trying to get the O-line into a few games this year. But for the most part, it's been the same, sorry story. Good riddance young man- I hear there's a huge market in the NFL for fearful punt returners and receivers that can't catch the ball with their hands.

Scary Dude
While Purdue might have a player or two whose physique seems a bit un-natural...but is there any doubt that tOSU's Gholston has horse hormones coursing through his body?

Update!!! I just found the substance that keeps Mr. Gholston soooo shredded. More photo evidence below:
Why is he always sweating???