Showing posts with label Fat Charlie is sad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fat Charlie is sad. Show all posts

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Thursday Gumbo Featuring UND Slapping, Penis Pulling, And Other Fun

It's Thursday. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but let's do a bit of a link dump of what we're reading lately...

No, Manatee, You're Just Wrong

You know how sometimes we like to tear apart stupid Notre Dame crap? And how we really don't like Fat Charlie?

Well, MGoBlog has a simply wonderful, wonderful, wonderful-like-Christmas-morning-featuring-a-Red-Ryder-BB-gun, evisceration of the Notre Dame whining from the UND-UM game. Please read it. You won't be disappointed.

How Closely Do You Watch The Big Ten Commercials?

I'll admit it, Paterno is the best part of the "recruiting" ad. And yes, this headline from Black Shoe Diaries is awesome for those paying attention. Nicely done.

And You Thought Jay Leno Interviewing Kanye Was Stilted

Our friend T-Mill from Hammer and Rails is going to great efforts to make his podcast good (unlike us, who basically subject you to a phone call we probably have a few times a week). He even went out and found a Northern Illinois blogger to have on his podcast. The guy turned out to sound a bit like me... if I had eaten a bucket of quaaludes and then smoked a joint like the one in Revenge of the Nerds Part II. Listen as poor T-Mill asks a question and gets, "Yeah" in response. It's kind of awesome.

Yet Bob Knight Is Healthy As An Ox

Whether you liked Miles Brand or not, as T-Mill pointed out on his site, the guy should get a moment of your thoughts/prayers as he shuffles off this mortal coil at age 67. He did finally drop the ax on Bob Knight at IU. Also, cancer sucks.

J Money Not Only Awesome Boilermaker in Houston

When you think of my awesomeness, you of course realize only a state the size of Texas can contain it. Which is why it's amazing that both me and Kevin Sumlin fit here. Sumlin was a linebacker at Purdue in the '80s and then coached under Tiller for a while, and now he's quickly resurrecting a dormant Houston football program, who knocked off Okie State last weekend. (When can we start talking about the Big 12 the way others talk about the Big 10?)

Northern Illnois Bloggers Very Creative

Yes, they trotted out the old "Purdon't" joke in their preview of the game this weekend. Hey, fellas, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box material? Amirite?? I just flew in from Northern Illinois, and boy are my arms tired! (Okay, okay, just kidding... we all know airplanes don't go anywhere near UNI.)

They also mentioned Danny Hope getting away from "strict basketball on grass" (again, a term not really used by anyone who knows anything about Purdue football since about 1999).

Another point which I suppose might have merit, but none of us think so:

Even though their coaches and everybody is denying this fully, you have to think that this team will either be hungover from their trip to Eugene, OR or be looking ahead. Or both.

You have to think? Or you hope?

And then the grand finale, their prediction. I'll let you enjoy:

I haven't had much time to look at what Purdue has been able to do, but I've been fairly impressed both offensively and defensively. I just feel like NIU has proved a little bit more on the defensive side of the ball, while still maintaining their strong offensive gameplan. Northern Illinois will try to rush the ball all game long against the 'makers, hopefully resulting in rest for our defense and making sure that the dangerous offense for Purdue is on the sidelines more often than not. We have to control the clock and not make mistakes such as turnovers or giving up the big pay on defense. And put somebody, anybody on Ralph Bolden at all times. That being said...

Huskies 35, Boilermakers 26

It all sounds so simple. And don't forget, they almost beat Big Ten teams all the time.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Apparently Fat Charlie Does Care What You Think

You may have missed it two weekends ago, but everyone's favorite manatee, Charlie Weis, gave an interview to ESPN. Because if there's one thing I want to hear about during the first weekend of the NCAA basketball tournament, it's Notre Dame football. Huh?

Anyway, Fat Charlie decided to use part of the interview as a chance to talk about how mean people are and how they don't know him at all. You may need to turn your sound up a bit to catch it, but here's his answer to what has surprised him at ND.



It's "disheartening" when people who "don't know who you are" take shots at your character. What people who don't know you are taking shots at you, Charles? You're on TV all the damn time, you run your mouth constantly.... we know damn well who you are. You're an arrogant SOB who used to at least have the fact that it didn't appear that what detractors said bothered you. You had that going for you. You were doing things your way and you didn't care what anyone else thought. It made you look even more doofus-y arrogant, but hey, at least you had that.

But now it's clear that you have been listening and you do care. And that's just funny.

More of Charlie's explanation:



"It pains your soul."

Seriously, Chuck? Have you been reading women's lit lately? Are you getting your period? Pains your effing soul??

You know what would pain my soul if I were a blindly arrogant loyal Notre Damn supporter? Seeing my team pay a fortune for a guy who promised a "decided schematic advantage" and then proceeded to get his ass kicked on a regular basis by:

-All powerhouse programs
-All decent programs
-Many mediocre programs
-Some awful programs

That's what would pain my soul. But as a Boilermaker, it just makes me happy that you continue to look like the a-hole that you are. And it makes me even more happy that you think people don't know you. Because that simply shows an utter lack of comprehension and awareness of the world around you. Which isn't unusual for extremely arrogant people.

You are arrogant. You are sarcastic.

You are a jerk. And yes, we know exactly who you are.