Showing posts with label guys who play by the rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guys who play by the rules. Show all posts

Monday, November 17, 2008

Donovan McNabb Fears For Tied Super Bowls

You've no doubt heard by now that Donovan McNabb and several other Eagles players didn't know that NFL games could end in a tie. In fact, in that linked article, Andy Reid (the coach of the Eagles) is quoted thusly:

"I've never been in a tie, so I don't know how this works in the standings."

It's always good to have your coach sounding this clued in.

But my favorite quote of the weekend isn't Donovan not understanding the rules... or even this gem:

"When the play was called, I kind of figured, 'I guess there's ties in the NFL.'"

I absolutely love that not only did Donovan not know the rule, he wasn't even aware of it until he's in the huddle before the last play of the game.

But no, here's my favorite from Donovan, who really shouldn't talk anymore:

"I hate to see what happens in the Super Bowl or I hate to see what happens in the playoffs. You have to settle with a tie."

Yes, that's a good point, Donovan. And someone from the league should look into that! Imagine the horrors... if the Eagles and Bengals were to meet in the Super Bowl and this were to happen. They'd have to share the trophy, the parades, the groupies.... half a championship banner. Oh, it'd be chaos, I tell you, utter chaos!

You'll have to excuse Donovan, though. When he was in the Super Bowl, he was busy being out of shape and puking on the final drive.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

That's it, that's the list. (Mitchell Report Preview)


304 pages of dirty secrets that MLB doesn't want the world to know about is set to become public knowledge on Thursday. From what I hear this will be the biggest story in sports, possibly in the past 25 years. I don't know how we can confirm the size of this story, I guess each will have to judge for himself.

According to early reports 60-or-so names will be on the report of players that are known to have used performance enhancers. I'm not sure if that means all will be current players; we will all know at around 2:00 p.m. Eastern, Thursday afternoon.

I originally was going to make a list of players I thought would definitely be on the list...My list got long quickly. So, I'm going to make a list of players who I believe are not on the list:

David Wells
Bartolo Colon
C. C. Sebathia
David Eckstein
Ichiro Suzuki
Julio Lugo
Chris Britton
Joba Chamberlain
Derek Jeter
Ryan Theriot
Ken Griffey
Aaron Miles
Omar Vizauel
Dave Roberts
Curt Schilling