Smoldering Election Coverage

I just got back from writing Matty Painter in as my choice for president of these United States...so I wanted post something election-based.

You might not know this, but J used to post photos of good looking women on this site every now and then...and I used to post my favorite ladies from TV as well...so I wanted to do so again, in honor of the election...and our six-year anniversary.

These ladies will be covering the exit polls as they roll in today.  Sure, most are biased in one direction or another, and the art of being a truly fair news man or woman has gone the way of Purdue's Basketball on Grass offense. But at the very least, we can enjoy watching these ladies as they over-report anything that looks like it's election news related in the next 12-24 hours.  Enjoy this diversion:

Jenna Lee

Erica Hill

Megyn Kelly

Robin Meade

Martha Maccallum

Savannah Guthrie

Erin Burnett

S.E. Cupp

And, if ladies aren't your speed,

Don Lemon

Truly Inconvenient

(The real culprit to Global Warming finally found!)

In an AP story today, it is reported that growing numbers of rice fields are actually producing more methane gas than much of the industrialized world does with factories, automobiles and other industry. This is truly hilarious news.

Sure, Al Gore and Co. made a lot of people angry by saying Hummers & Suburbans were the cause of this planet's woes...but millions of suburbanite soccer moms aren't going to create the uproar that billions of people will produce when told they shouldn't eat rice any longer. I've spent some time in China...let me tell you, every meal has rice in it...and everybody eats it (except for me). Furthermore, isn't rice the main source of nutrition for the hungry nations in Africa?

So, the anti-capitalist, anti-progress lefties have gotten themselves into a bit of a pickle now. While all they were trying to do was change the way Americans and other capitalist around the world lived their lives...now, they're going to take away the main food source for the majority of the world. Good move, ladies.

Maybe if windbags like Gore, Pelosi & Co. would stop talking, the world would cool down to a temperature that they find more suitable.