Showing posts with label neckbeard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label neckbeard. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

The Bears Are Serious About This Kyle Orton Business

So hey, we know you're probably not apt to follow the happenings of wayward Boilermakers the way we do, but here's another update on everyone's favorite Captain O'Neckbeard, Kyle Orton -- also known as the Chicago Bears starting QB. (That is, until he has a 68 yard passing day and Rex Grossman completes more than two passes during a live scrimmage.)

Orton has been named one of two offensive captains for the 2008 season, as voted by his teammates. Now, either this is like the times in high school where you vote the biggest nerd the homecoming king just to be funny.... or the Bears really believe in KO. I hope it's the latter.

We'll always be rooting for Kyle around here. He has Purdue on the cusp of even more relevancy than Drew Brees brought and for that we'll always appreciate him. The guy also played injured in bowl games and against OSU, pulling out victories and delivering amazing performances at times. He's a gamer and he cared about his teammates. That seems to have carried over to the pros.

Good on ya, Kyle.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Orton Apologizes for Hitting on Smith's Wife...Will Start v. Vikings


Alright, so Kyle Orton may not have made advances on MaryAnne Smith, Lovie's wife during the Bear Christmas party back in '05...But, I'm convinced he did something to greatly piss off the boss. Why else would Lovie have waited this long to play the young man from Altoona? I don't know if I'll ever know exactly what Orton's unforgivable sin was, but I'm happy that Lovie has dropped his grudge.








Perhaps Lovie never has gotten used to the neckbeard

OR he wishes Kyle would invite him out when he's on the town with a bottle of Jack and spit on his chin...

Whatever it was, it's over, and we'll get to see what a lousy offense can do with a quarterback that's neither old as dirt nor suffering from schizophrenia.

While I strongly dislike the Bears as much as I dislike the city of Chicago, I'm pretty stoked to see how Purdue's own fairs...and I wish him great success! Get 'em Kyle!