Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Burr, Valentine, Hightower

Stink.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's one thing fans of every team, everywhere, can agree on.

Delaware Boiler said...

true

J Money said...

I hope your being in row 11 allows you to tell them how badly they suck.

Also -- Vitale sounds like he's dying. It's hard to believe it's actually him.

ellenpants said...

that's the f'in truth! and i agree with J Money, he was like listening to cat's getting skinned, it was horrible!

Plang said...

But Purdue won - and did it well. That's all the matters in the end.

Anonymous said...

I believe a win like that deserves a sideboob treat for us all.

T-Mill said...

Actual taunt delivered by me tonight after another Hightower questionable foul:

"Come on! Just because Obama signed the bailout today doesn't mean it applies to officiating and bailing them out!"

Later heard from someone in front of me:

"It's a good thing we're here to ref for you."

Boilergal said...

Geez, Valentine and Hightower were making so many bad calls, Burr couldn't get a bad call in egdewise...

Also, what is up with the new signals for fouling? It used to be a quick slash to the arm to indicate a foul. Tonight, Valentine did a little dance swishing a foot in the air, he later acted as if someone was stabbing him in the heart, Hightower ran across the court and looked like he was trying to punch E'twaun in the face... Are the refs trying to get a role on Broadway???

Great game for the Boilers tonight, great ball movement, great D, great all around teamwork. Moore really looked like he wanted this win (not that the others didn't, he just doesn't always look that intense). Looks like Hummell may really be feeling better. We looked like the team we were expected to be for the 1st time in months. Excellent win!!

Anonymous said...

說起這位明英宗朱祁鎮 真是好有一比:在北京高峰時酒店經紀段開車:生不完的氣。

先說年號問題,明朝皇帝在位時間再長, 酒店兼差年號也只有一個,惟獨他特殊,在位總共不過十五年,年號卻有兩個,前一個叫正統,後一個叫天順。倒不是因為他非要搞特權,兩個年號之間, 禮服店是由一大堆可氣的事串起來的。

先說正統朝,差不多是地球酒店打工人都知道的,這麼多的忠良幹才他不信任,偏寵信一個教書先生出身的太監王振, 一幹閹党把國家禍害得烏煙瘴氣。後來瓦剌犯邊,忠臣良將的苦勸不聽,偏聽死太監攛掇,非要御駕親徵, 合法酒店經紀帶著幾十萬人牛氣哄哄出了長城,按說既然親徵你就好好 打啊,他不,走到半道又後悔了,連敵人影 酒店工作都沒見著就撤兵,撤兵麼撤得快點啊,跑還沒跑成,讓人家圍在土木堡包了餃子,稀裏糊塗一場 酒店上班混戰,幾十萬大軍全死 光,連本人也當了俘虜。丟人到如此,實在可氣。

英宗被抓到蒙古高原上去啃生羊肉了, 酒店兼職爛賬總要有人收拾。皇帝讓人綁了,敵人打到家門口了,總不成學宋朝 來個衣冠南渡吧!還好喝酒 有他親弟弟給他收拾,弟弟朱祁鈺繼承帝位,改年號為景泰,可氣的正統朝總算結束了。景泰帝信用 酒店PT良臣于謙,成功組織北京保衛戰打垮敵 人,再運用外交壓力,逼得酒店喝酒 瓦剌把英宗放回來當太上皇,總算不用學宋徽宗那樣客死他鄉。折騰半天,祖宗江山差點丟了不說 禮服酒店,皇位也折騰沒了。這樣的鬧劇,怪不 得別人。

雖是傻事敗事一籮筐,但傻人總算有傻福,雖說皇位沒了, 台北酒店經紀
命還是保住了,回來舒舒服服過太上皇的日子倒也 不交際應酬 錯,可他不消停,拉幫結派培植私人勢力,幾年後趁著弟弟病重搞了場“奪門之變”。奪粉味 回了皇位不說,上臺第一件事就是殺掉了功臣于謙。並把當初北京保衛戰 的功臣們來了個大清洗,掌握朝政大權的都是徐有貞、石亨、曹吉祥等一幫姦險小人。雖然過了沒幾年,這幾個人也被明英宗清算,下獄的下獄(石亨),充軍的充 軍(徐有貞) 寒假打工,被殺的被殺(曹吉祥),可明朝的政治氣象,還是一片烏煙瘴氣。

皇位奪回來了,自然就要改年號。於是,明英宗 兼差改年號為天順。從正統年到天順年,打敗仗,殺忠良,寵小人,亂國家,儘是他辦的敗事,每每讀史到此,不知有多少人氣得直哆嗦。

可正統朝的事畢竟年頭遠了,真正給後 暑假打工世攢下麻煩的,是天順朝。

“天順”麼,按字面意思,自然有風調雨順的意思。 打工從這個意義上說,“天順”朝時代的明朝,運氣還真不 壞,別的且不說,單說綁過明英宗票的瓦剌,那在土木堡創下擊敗明朝幾十萬大軍,活捉明朝皇帝偉業的瓦剌首領也先,沒死在大對頭明朝手裏,倒在內戰中被一刀 砍死。到了天順朝時期,瓦剌又和鄰居韃靼打個不停,因此,雖然少了良將於謙,但終天順一朝的邊 酒店境形勢,還算是太平無事。