 |
| Generic photo of a metermaid...right? |
A ticket. Not a ticket for a moving violation, even, and not one because he's famous or persecuted. No, it was because he parked incorrectly (Which I never understand -- why do some people park aiming the wrong way on the street? Laziness? Stupidity?) and because his windows were tinted too darkly. The second one is odd to me, because I lived in Texas and window tinting is commonplace there due to the sunshine making your car into an explosive greenhouse every day from April through October. But I guess even Texas has limits and one assumes Johnny Football's whip is as obnoxious as we all might expect (that is to say, as obnoxious as his entitled, whiny ass).
So last year, he got into a fight that should have had him suspended, which would have led to his predictable transfer (you know, because if something doesn't work out in your favor, you should run away to somewhere else), and this year he has now suffered the indignity of a parking ticket.
Walk a mile in his shoes, people. And see how you like tickets and not being allowed to kick people's asses with impunity.
8 comments:
What I've never understood is why it's illegal to park the wrong way on a street? On a quiet, low-traffic residential street, it doesn't matter which way someone is parked.
It seems more like the type of thing that would be illegal because the Mrs. Grundy's of the world don't like the way it looks.
I once got a ticket for parking the wrong way, deep in a housing addition in the middle of nowhere. I paid the ticket, but had a few choice words for the principal of it all. So in a way, I have empathy for him. At least until he started whining about walk a mile in my shoes. Get over yourself.
Johnny Football shouldn't get parking tickets because.....he is Johnny Football? What a bitch. Pay the ticket and move on. I bet he was a jackass to the officer and that's why he tacked on the window tinting.
That dude flashes around green, flies all over the country...and he gets pissed about paying a $25 parking ticket? For reals?
Awesome, Jeorge-bot! Thanks for the heads up!!!
I once got a ticket for peeing behind the dumpster at Harry's...walk a day in my shoes why don't cha.
I once passed out behind that dumpster. Let's hope it wasn't the same night.
Post a Comment