Hey, Remember When Matt Painter Did This?

Remember when Matt Painter was photographed lying on some chicks with a doofy smile on his face? Oh, no? Oh. Well, what about that time Tom Izzo rapped? No? Hmmm... how about the time Bruce Weber took his shirt off and painted himself and stood in the student section like a buffoon at a women's basketball game?

Wait, none of that happened? That was somebody else?

Gotcha.

Another Reason To Strive To Not Wind Up In Detroit

Just in case you hadn't already heard, apparently being invited to a December bowl game in Detroit wasn't punishment enough for having a mediocre Big Ten season.

No, going to such a lovely locale in late December, to play a MAC team that might just be good enough to knock you off isn't enough fun, so to further demoralize the honoree, they're talking about changing the name of the game from the Motor City Bowl to the Little Caesars Pizza, Pizza Bowl. Yes, apparently with a freaking comma in the middle of the name.

Awesome.

I thought Little Caesars went out of business years ago.