I just got the picture to the left in my inbox from a Red Sox-fan friend of mine who has also pelted me with emails over the past two days about what a joke Clemens is and, well, you know the drill.Well, that's definitely true -- he plays just for the money. As opposed to gamers like Curt Schilling who plays the game for free. Or Manny Ramirez, who donates all $20 million of his salary to barbershops across Boston.
I once heard Jason Varitek promised to wear whatever letter of the alphabet he was able to get to without looking above the blackboard for help. What a guy!
Those Red Sox sure are likable. I especially like how when Manny hits a home run he stands there and postures and walks to first base. And then, if anyone dares to pitch him on the inner half of the plate, he absolutely flips out. Those guys sure are awesome!
And let's not forget their two-week dynasty in 2004 -- their fans sure haven't forgotten it!
But yes, the truth is, Roger Clemens IS a hired gun and is just having a hard time turning down the boatloads of money he is getting offered each year. And if he had chosen the Red Sox, the fans would be lining up to kiss his fat ass.
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The best part about the Clemens deal is how all the Yankees fans are exciting about him coming back, uhhhh your pitching staff is still horrible ... mark my words... he will go 5 and 5 with over 4 ERA... he has pitched against the inferior NL for the past 4 seasons and he roughly weighs 439 pounds... plus I hate him with all my heart and I hope he dies from some sort of viral disease...
Roger Clemens has the sweetest job in baseball. Why? He skips spring training, skips the first month or two of the regular season, comes in half warm and pitches every what - 4 or 5 days? Oh, and paid a lot for that. I wouldn't mind being Roger Clemens right now. I would need a new clothes, because he is indeed fat.
Trust me, no one wants to kiss Clemens' fat ass. Except Mark Hurley...and it has nothing to do w/ who he plays for or how much he gets paid. He just likes that type of guy.
Just for clarification... guys that I would do: Norm from Cheers, John Goodman, Newman from Seinfeld, LardAss from Stand by Me, Chris Bois before the weight loss and King Kong Bundy... that is all
Is that all, really?
And Kyle Dowd
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