Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Boiled Sports Weekly Real Genius: Chan Gailey

If you can out-think, out-wit, out-prepare and beat a genius, what must you be? I don't really know. But, you are at very least considered the Boiled Sports Weekly Real Genius, when you accomplish such a feat.

Congratulations, Coach Chan Gailey! You have earned this honor.

Sure, there will probably be six or seven more coaches like you, this season, but, you are what you are.

You overcame UND & NBC's homefield advantage to lay a 30-point whipping on the Irish. In fact, I don't think they've been beaten at home like that in a few years. Granted, UND has three inexperienced quarterbacks who all looked like cheerleaders in football player clothing on Saturday. But isn't a true genius supposed to be able to overcome talent & experience discrepancies with his game plan? One would think so.

UND's coach has had two top-ten recruiting classes in a row...yet the cupboard still looked pretty empty on Saturday...But Weis is still hungry for a victory.



Next up, the genius will match wits with JoPa in Happy Valley.

8 comments:

boilerdowd said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9YWpdNKfW4
Real tough guy.

J Money said...

I hope you intend to do this any time a genius (actually, one genius in particular, but I mean, how many are there in his class?) is beaten.

RFS said...
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RFS said...

I think your hatred of ND is reaching unhealthy levels. You might want to consider stress therapy....(I'm kidding before you guys go bazerk). Focus more on sideboobs and other stuff. Mostly sideboobs though, that stuff is awesome.

In other RELEVANT news, my Hoosiers hung 55 on the mighty Sycamores. Granted, you guys hung 60 on them last year, but still let me revel in one victory. Unlike Michigan, we beat our FCS/1-AA/EPL/NAIA opponent.

EDIT: Spelling of bazerk

Anonymous said...

So, is this "weekly" piece focused at ND, or would Coach Carr work for this as well? How about Bobby Bowden? Or maybe Kyle Whittingham at Utah?

boilerdowd said...

MJS- I'm glad that IU beat ISU...but it makes me laugh how I'm hearing (again) how IU is for real. I've been hearing this noise for the last three years yet down the stretch the Hoosiers can't seem to nail down enough victories to get to the Motor City Bowl. Maybe this is the year.

Did you see the Indy Star? One would have thought that IU beat Florida with the size of the photo and the corresponding article. That paper has been and continues to be a joke.

Lastly, regarding this week's genius, I'm merely responding to ESPN and other outlets that crowned Weis a genius...I seriously don't know what to label someone whom is smarter than a genius. Maybe a savant?

And yes, this will become a regular feature...but UND probably won't lose another game since Chuck will make amazing, astounding adjustments to his high-powered offensive unit (-5 yds. rushing...that'd even be bad for Purdue in the late 90s).

Anonymous said...

I think the term you are looking for is Idiot Savant.

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