Thursday, January 31, 2008

Shocking News: Chris Berman Is A Douchebag

I'm not normally one to just lift a post from elsewhere and pass that off as posting, but this is one I just had to bring your attention to. I think most of our readers know of or regularly read Deadspin. And if you don't, you should check it out. Regardless, I just jumped over there for a minute since I hadn't yet today and they've got the following video of Berman posted.

I share it here again because all of us here at BS unequivocally cannot stand Chris Berman. He's a dinosaur whose schtick was never funny or nearly as clever as he believed it was. Plus, I think it's safe to say we all always thought he was probably this arrogant of a douchebag when off-camera and so we're glad to see it confirmed.

Also, dude? Get over it. Somebody moved. Deal with it. You're supposed to be able to concentrate. You're supposed to be a professional. Not a whiny, repetitive, obnoxious, talking, fat vagina.

12 comments:

boilerdowd said...

I don't visit Deadspin...so I appreciate seeing this. That guy is an unfunny, thin-skinned, early 1980s prima donna...I have no clue why he has a job, let alone a well-paying one in which he gets any notoriety.

Ryan said...

The funny thing is, the cussing sounds so natural. I'm not surprised by any of it. Now, if we can just find video of Sal Paolantonio ranting about the bastards sending him to Cleveland to cover the fucking Browns again, that would give me a jolt.

Anonymous said...

What an asshat

Anonymous said...

I've pretty much quit watching NFL Prime Time. With the occasional exceptiom of Tom Jackson, that whole crew is a bunch of clowns. I really do wish they would all start covering pottery instead of football.

Anonymous said...

Priceless.

Anonymous said...

Obviously you guys have never been on tv before, its very hard to do your job while some assclown PA moves in front of the teleprompter. Sometimes you people should see both sides of the coin you smucks.

J Money said...

Hey, thanks for checking in, Dick!

Purdue Matt said...

YOU'RE WITH ME LEATHER!

Purdue Matt said...

Boilerdowd,

You have to read Deadspin. It's hilarious. I would also highly recommend the book Will Leitch has written entitled "God Save The Fan." Lots of great stuff in there about ESPN.

Purdue Matt said...

Dick Enberg is upset that IU got embarrassed last night.

boilerdowd said...

Matt- I've heard it's a good site- J loves it...I just don't have the hours that I used to to mess around on the interwebnet.

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