Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Everybody Likes Fast Girls

I meant to comment about this back when it happened so bad on me for not doing it. But a few weeks ago, Ashley Force made history -- and defeated her pops -- in a NHRA funny car race. And goodness, she's smoking.

Danica Patrick also won a race finally and thus sheds some of the baloney criticism she had been taking.

What's the point? I don't know. But I will say that female race car drivers seem to be the hottest athletes out there. Sure, there are hot golfers and hot tennis players, but nearly every female driver making news appears to be attractive.

What held them back to this point? Sexist men? Or one of the following?

-Inability to merge?

-Frequent stops for directions?

-Having to pull over to pee?

-Swerving to avoid killing a squirrel?

9 comments:

Plang said...

Do women race car drivers grunt like women tennis players? Just wondering...

Anonymous said...

ashley >>>>>>> danica

i can't quite put my finger on it but i just don't think danica is that hot... ashley is a big improvement for female race car drivers everywhere. put her into nascar and i might pay attention.

Purdue Matt said...

Who said that Indy winning the Superbowl was a pipedream? Eat some freakin crow!

J Money said...

Huh?

J Money said...

Paul -- do you mean during sex? I couldn't say....

Plang said...

Take a turn, returning a serve, during sex - who cares.

Anonymous said...

Purdue Matt,

That would be me. I did say it was a pipedream. Congratulations INDY you deserve it. Now how about you work on a decent transit situation or fix the numerous potholes that are around Indy. It would be nice.

H. Jones Purdue grad '07

Purdue Matt said...

Mr. Jones,

You were wrong. Thanks for playing.

Anonymous said...

Purduematt,

Thanks for confirming what I already knew. I thought it was quite evident that I was wrong when I confessed that it was me. But I'm glad that it brightened up your day. And boy oh boy that crow is mighty tasty massah! I guess that's my prize for losing an imaginary game that we were playing. LOL have a good day guys, and BTFU!!!

H. Jones
B.S. '07