Okay, look, Eli. I know you're the Super Bowl MVP. I realize you think people have to start taking you seriously now. But it's not a God-given right. And if you keep allowing yourself to be photographed like this, it will never happen.
Sure, you have a wife now. Maybe she even touches your pee-pee. But it looks like you're on a kiddie ride for pete's sake! Why not just completely embarrass yourself and ride the teacups?
We wonder why even after a Super Bowl win, nobody takes the Giants seriously. Things like this are the primary reasons.
2 comments:
Look at that giant ring on her finger.
Eli won it on the ball toss.
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