Thursday, June 04, 2009

Maybe Indy Car Racing Isn't So Bad

Boilerdowd and I have been having a long, back-and-forth debate/discussion/immature display of stupidity recently, and it's centered around his wish to make sweet love to the sport of auto racing. Specifically, open-wheel racing.

And so I decided to give it a look. I may even watch part of the race in Texas this weekend from the comfort of my palatial estate. But as part of my research on the sport, I thought I'd get to know some of the drivers and I did some photo work to make sure I could recognize them. I've decided to start with this "Dan Patrick," or whatever her name is.

Great googly moogly.

The legs are more astounding than I expected....

Sweet mercy. Do they all look like this? I guess I understand why it's a great sport. Now if only we could get her to make out with Ashley Force, we'd be in business.

We'd be in business as a completely different kind of Web site if that happened, but we'd be in business nonetheless.

4 comments:

J Money said...

BTW, click on the pics for more ass-worshipping quality.

Anonymous said...

"I'm Danica Patrick! Take me seriously! What? Yeah, pour the Cristal on."

Purdue Matt said...

She's in that category where her attractiveness doesn't matter because she is such a stupid, spoiled, dumb bitch. A category shared by Jessica Simpson, although she is fat now.

boilerdowd said...

Texas is a great race...lots of fun. Danica is prettier in a racing suit, in my opinion...but she must work out.