Showing posts with label UND pity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UND pity. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Boiled Sports Weekly Real Genius: Jeff Jagodzinski


If you can out-think, out-wit, out-prepare and beat a genius, what must you be? I don't really know. But you are at the very least considered the Boiled Sports Weekly Real Genius when you accomplish such a feat.

Congratulations, Coach Jeff Jagodzinski! You have earned this honor.

Much like Shelly Long left Cheers in the height of the program, your predecessor, Tom O'Brien left the city of Boston in a similar position. No one understands why in either case. That said, you've had to overcome a lot to get to where you are. While everyone at Cheers "knows your name", no one seems to know yours. But you found a way to beat a coach that ESPN and others have made sure everyone knows.

95% of the Catholics in your city root for Notre Dame because they're Catholic, yet they act like your school is run by hedonistic Protestants. We both know the truth to be much different. While UND bends academic rules for their players, you lead a bunch of young men who have to attend class and get grades in real classes...That didn't stop you from laying the wood to the "Fightin" Irish.

You also have to overcome the fact that no one has any clue what you look like...that doesn't matter to you, you simply keep doing your job.

While UND's Claussen-led offense was stymied by your defense, the real star quarterback on the field, Matt Ryan answered as the Irish. Later, UND's back-up, Sharpley valiantly led the Irish to a 2-TD loss. It was like watching a prize fight between two heavy weights...except your team was like Mike Tyson's mouth and UND was Evander Holyfield's ear. Tasty.

As Notre Dame marches toward a record-breaking season, you graciously helped out as Coach Weis seeks an 8-plus loss campaign. I'm sure you learned a lot from the guy across the field last Saturday. Granted, you've never coached in the NFL like some other geniuses have (you actually have), and ESPN wouldn't ever call you one, but in our book, Jags, you are a Real Genius.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Monday Fun Facts


While it is absolutely true that Notre Dame is 0-3, maybe they have good reason to be in this situation. I mean, they did lose a lot after 2006...They even lost their Heisman Hopeful 4-year starting quarterback. So should we give them a break? I don't think so, & here's why:

In 2006, UND graduated or sent to the pros:
4 defensive starters
7 offensive starters
-The are currently 113th (http://www.usatoday.com/sports/sagarin/fbt07.htm) and are 0-3
-They have the LAST RANKED offense in the nation.

In 2006, Ohio State graduated or sent to the pros:
7 defensive starters
7 offensive starters (1 Heisman hopeful, 1 Heisman winner)
They are 9th (over-rated) & 3-0

In 2006, Oklahoma graduated or sent to the pros:
4 offensive starters (1 3-time Heisman hopeful)
6 defensive starters
They are currently 4th & ranked 3-0

In 2006, Florida graduated or sent to the pros:
7 defensive starters
9 defensive starters
They are currently ranked 3rd and are 3-0

Other Notes

-Purdue is 25th, according to the Sagarin Ratings System (and receiving 40 votes in the USA Today Poll)
-IU is 51st
-UM is now 58th following their crushing of UND