Single Side Boob Thursday

I've decided to give you a treat just because you're you... and because Purdue won a game. Huzzah.

Big Ten Roundtable -- Bottoming Out Edition

This week's Big Ten Roundtable is hosted by Nittany White Out. Did you know Penn Staters think they invented the "white out" concept? It's kind of cute. I'll admit they do it very, very well, of course, but they need to lay off the "nobody else should be allowed to do our thing" mantra.

Anyway, on to the Roundtable and our BS answers.

1. We're approaching week 9 now, are you pleasantly surprised or already waiting for basketball season?

We're pleasantly surprised we haven't started picketing (or torching) Tiller's office...It's a good thing work is still busy.

2. Describe one specific play from this season you would alter for a different outcome if you had the chance to.

The kickoff of the Northern Colorado game -- we'd have a different head coach on the sideline...and maybe we'd be on the way to rebuilding this shravesty of a program instead of having to wait yet another full season for Hope to take over.

3. How could it (#2) possibly impact the way your season is going?

The record might be similar, but the style of play would be different and the overall attitude of the fanbase would be more positive as we'd know we're building toward something instead of waiting for the anti-climactic end to befall us.

4. Big Ten player you just can't stand, why?

Can't think of any player that we especially dislike right now...but there's this one coach who we think is a schmo.

5. Boo'ing your own team (we've seen quite a lot of this across theBig Ten this season), your feelings on this.

We're generally against booing college players...even if the coaches deserve it, you don't want the players to think they're being booed. Those guys are busting their humps for our alma mater and are simply following orders. All that said, the Big Ten officials are quite worthy of being booed.

Bonus Round

1. Number of beers or alcoholic drinks consumed by week 8 (or a good estimate)?

Do Shirley Temples count?

2. Most annoying commercial seen this season

There's a commercial where some bitchy woman has to change what her husband wears to make herself feel like she's useful...and the dumbass just allows it like he can't think for himself...That commercial and any like it piss us off.

3. Your prediction for the next coaching change in the Big Ten (JoeTiller exempt).

Bill Lynch will be fired by IU at season's end and replaced with current Purdue asst. and IU alum, Mark Hagen...and he'll be a darned good coach for IU

I'm Back, Bizznatches

I've been away from BS for about twelve days -- the longest I've stayed away since we hatched her.

And what happens? I come back and see my brethren are doing a fantastic job, but there are a smattering of boob comments in the posts, demanding to know where the boobies are.

Look, the boobies are on hiatus right now. We might bring them back perioidically -- if you all behave yourselves.

We're not just pieces of meat, you know. We have brains and thoughts and feelings, too! We have emotions, and we're very delicate! Do you know what it's like when men look at you and all they look at are your boobies? Do you? HUH? I didn't think so.

Up here, buddy. Try looking me in the eyes. Yeah, that's right. Don't talk to my boobs -- talk to me! I'm not showing these off for you to ogle at! I'm showing them off because it's my right! And by posting boobies every Friday for a year was not "asking for it." Damn you for thinking that!

What do you mean, just show them to you for a second? Why would I do that? And what kind of game is "Just the Tip"? I've never heard of it.

Yeah, I know you think you're really slick wearing those sunglasses so you can look wherever you want. I wasn't born yesterday. Fine. Fine! You want to see some boobs? Will that make you happy? Fine, make me feel cheap. Here you go.



It's good to be back.

Boobage and Sleevage

In honor of last weeks shirt (you know the one I mean) I was going to attempt an all Ashley SBF. Unfortunately, something called "Sleevage" got in the way. You'll see what I mean in a minute.

Since J Money is on vacation, you won't be relegated to reading any smart comments in between. No dialog. Just pictures. Just the way you like it.

Ashley Judd


















Carin Ashley














Nothing to do with Ashley at all, but who cares?























Sideboob Friday is a production of Boiled Sports and runs on Fridays in this space. I wonder if anyone actually reads this part. If you do, you can reach me at BoiledSports@gmail.com.

Doubly Super Boobs

As punishment for a missed week of side-boobs, which there was surprisingly little uproar over I might add, we've been forced to double our efforts. We've scoured the very best tubes of this here Interweb to find these fine examples of the female form.

So let us begin our punishment. Now, you may (or more likely may not) be asking yourself "Self, how is this punishment?" Well, let me tell you... I don't like watermelon. There I said it. This is not so much about boobage as it is a clear frontal assault on my visceral dislike for melons of the water variety.




















On with the punishment! Here we have a fine example of those pesky bikinis that are always fouling things up. Thanks to loyal pointer-outer D for this terrible terrible bikini.



















This picture clearly shows us why LSU wins national championships. They have proper motivation. Unfortunately our Boilers are surrounded by women in 18 layers of parka right about now.
















I think we can all agree on one thing. We don't like the Patriots. However, they do have cheerleaders, so our punishment in this area is that we cannot dislike EVERYTHING about the Patriots. Unfortunately for Giants fans, there are no cheerboobs to root for on your own sideline.

















Here again, a pesky bikini gets in the way. It appears that even she, the un-named wearer of said bikini, dislikes it. Those damn knots though...





















Double Sideboob Friday is a production of Boiled Sports and runs just this one Friday in this space. If you are a supermodel and would like to move to Cleveland, I might be able to help you. You can reach me at BoiledSports@gmail.com. Go Giants!

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a..... sideboob!

Who can really be bothered to type stuff when there's sideboobs to post?

Not I.

Let's get right to it shall we? No name, no nothing. Just boobs de la side.



















































































Sideboob Friday is a production of Boiled Sports and runs on Fridays in this space. Courtesy of Tim, making his triumphant return after a zero week layoff. If you have any specific boobs you'd like us to uncover, hit us up anytime at BoiledSports@gmail.com

Return of the sideboobs

Since no one else wanted to man up, I'll take care of the sideboob coverage this week.

Let's get straight to boobage shall we?

I believe I have the names right here, but just in case, I've added in aliases that these fine upstanding citizens also go by.

Her actual name is Joanna Krupa, but let's call her Boobie McBreasterson.














Next up we have Ms. Kristen Bell, otherwise known in these parts as Tits Magee. I know, it's not quite a sideboob, but it is an "overboob" and that should count for something.



















Yes, that's Jessica Biel, but around here we like to call her stumps. It's an in joke. Between Jessica and me. Well, really just me. Hell, I don't even get it. Let's move on shall we?



















Rounding out our coverage today is former Charles and Charge actress... oh wait? You recognize her from Baywatch? Hmm. What's Baywatch? Anywho, this is Nicole Nipsalot, err, Nicole Eggert.



















Sideboob Friday is a production of Boiled Sports and runs on Fridays in this space. We know, we know. SBF is the only reason you come here, but maybe take a look around and come to the realization that Joe Tiller is no longer a good coach. Also, IU sucks. If you have any specific boobs you'd like us to uncover, hit us up anytime at BoiledSports@gmail.com

What's that? Why, it's a sideboob!

Regardless of her status as a vampire, that's a mighty fine sideboob you have Kelly Monaco!

















Mmmmm. Doritos. Mmmm. Dorito girl Ali Landry.
















Umm. Wow. Just wow. This girls name is Gloria Santiago. I've never heard of her, but it's obvious that she has a lot of talent!
















Last but not least... Eva Mendez.

Nothing more really needs to be said. It's sideboobs.













Sideboob Friday is a production of Boiled Sports and runs every Friday in this space. Tim is newly married, as is J Money, but we still love some sideboobs. None more than our wives. Let that be noted. *duly noted* Mmmm... sideboobs. To contact us, fire one off at BoiledSports@gmail.com.

Return of the Sideboobs

Oh, you didn't think it was going away forever, did you? That's right, we're back with Sideboob Friday, everybody's favorite diversion. (Or mine, anyway.)

I realize this is being posted late on a Friday but hey, it's still Friday. I'll endeavor to get them up earlier in the future. In the meantime, speaking of getting things up, here are this week's contestants.

The above photo came up in a search I was doing the other day when posting my thoughts on depraved piece of shit Michael Vick. I don't know if I'd call this dogfighting. In fact, if this was dogfighting and this was what was going on at Ookie's place in Virginia, I think you'd see some staunch allies coming out of the woodwork. Alas, it is not. It's simply a chick with enormous bazookas and a very flat tummy letting her dog lick her fingers. And you just know the dog is wishing for more.

On to the next one...

The above photo is of someone named Aria Giovanni. I didn't know who she was (honest!) but stumbled across her and learned she fancies herself an actress and model but, really, she's into porn. Her claim to fame, apparently, is that she's naturally gifted in the hooteriffic regions. I'm not sure if that's as big a claim, though, as being linked to such porn Web sites as "Amateur Pink," "Busty Amateurs," and "Seductive Amateurs." Only Tiger Woods can match such an amateur record.

Let's move to our final lass of the week...

That, gentlemen, is the incredible derriere of Jamie Kotsay, the wife of Mark Kotsay, an average major league baseball player who nabbed himself an above-average piece of arm candy. Mark has hit 41 triples in his major league career. I sincerely hope he's gotten to third base more often with Jamie. And yes, I know there are no sideboobs in this picture but I figured you could forgive me.

Sideboob Smattering Friday

Well, today you're getting a boobie blowout. And why is that? Well, this is my last Friday as a single man. Now, granted, you're really not single anymore long before you actually slip on your wedding band. No, you stop being single a lot earlier. Many think it's when you ask the young lass to marry you. Others point out that once you speak to her father, well, you're officially committed at that point. Regardless of how you look at it, this is my last free Friday for a while and so Sideboob Friday will have to be manned by my co-authors for a little while. Believe you me, they have no shortage of appreciation for boobies.


So today we'll be going on something of a boobie tour, with this week's featured sideboob artist being the lovely young Anne Hathaway. Ms. Hathaway has that kind of name that just sounds regal and like an old-time actress. Nevetheless, sometimes the girls want to come out to play as you see from the picture to the right. I figured you'd all enjoy this one.

But the fun doesn't end there this week! No, sir. Keep on reading to see more about some of my favorites out there.


We start with Ms. Alyssa Milano. She writes a blog for MLB and she actually seems to know quite a bit about baseball, and we all know chicks who know sports are hot. Downside? She's an LA Dodgers fan. Bleh. Upside? She has fantastic breasts. I think we can all agree she goes in the upside column.




Next picture: I don't know who this is, but she came up in the smattering of images when I was searching on Ms. Milano. I think she might be a singer of some kind. Or a scientist. Or a park ranger. I don't know, and frankly, I don't care. And neither do you -- you've long since moved on from this drivel I'm writing and are currently enjoying her photo. You're welcome. And I won't take it personally that you're skipping my prose.

Rachel Ray is our next guest. And Rachel gets bonus points for just being plain naughty. Yes, yes, FHM, I get it; you're very clever. She's a cooking expert so let's photograph her in the kitchen. And I'm sure this is exactly how she looks when she's making a....um.... well, whatever needs that level of chocolate icing or hot fudge or whatever that is. While Rachel is actually somewhat lacking in the cans department she makes up for it in just being generally sexy and clearly being willing to be kind of kinky. Slather on the choclate, Rachel!

An old standby of mine is next, Ms. Tara Reid. I have a soft spot (poor choice of words) for Tara since she's from my state and we were born only a week apart. I agree she's become a complete mess in recent years but you can still look into the archives and find pictures that demonstrate just how sizzling she once was. Boobies!

I know, I know, we just saw Jennifer Love Hugetits two weeks ago. But, really, are you complaining?


I'm wrapping this up with another old standby who somehow has managed not to lose her hotness over time. And whether you want to admit it or not, you watched Friends from time to time. And it's okay. Many people watched just to see the chicks.


That does it for today's pictoral. Enjoy and enjoy your weekend.

Let's Do A Smattering

I've often thought it would be fun to have some regular features around here but since this isn't our primary job, it seems the only regular feature is people coming by to tell us we suck.

Anyway, so I thought it might be fun to sometimes lump together some of the popular sports-related topics into a smattering of sorts. There are all sorts of things going on that I'd love to blabber about, so I'll just throw them into smaller tidbits for you to chew on. I'm good like that.

(Oh, and why the photo? Well, I wanted to institute Sideboob Friday a while back and it fell apart fast... so what better way than showing a different part of a sideboob? Of course, then I found an even better one once I started looking.... [Warning: mature eyes only])

I wonder if, next season, anyone will use the phrase, "The Falcons are in a dogfight today!" -- You know, it's always been interesting to me how much everyone on ESPN and other similar places liked to anoint Michael Vick as the next great QB, a guy who will change how the position is played, etc. Yet, here we are, six years into his career, and the little guy is the very definition of mediocre (75 career rating). But that's not what he's in the news for these days. No, Mike Vick is a dogfighting sicko and not just like, on the periphery. He might have a few dozen dead, mutilated dogs on his property. Yikes, this is just disgusting and deplorable. And, I mean, how sick do you have to be to witness this stuff over and over and get your rocks off on it? This guy needs serious therapy. When Marcus Vick was getting into all that trouble at Va Tech and getting kicked off the team and people were wondering about why Michael didn't play the big brother role and wise him up... well, it's because this is the kind of person Michael is, too.

A-Rod's a big cheater because he yelled -- Come on, seriously? This was all over the radio waves in New York the day after A-Rod spooked a rookie third baseman into dropping a pop-up, prompting Toronto manager John Gibbons to say ARod is "bush league." As bush league as getting into a fistfight with one of your pitchers, John? If it's anyone besides ARod who does this, the conversation isn't happening. But just so we're clear... the fans can scream and yell but the players have to be silent... do I have that right? Please.

Eljah Dukes is a classy guy -- Further proof that if you've got some talent, people will overlook everything. Elijah Dukes threatened to kill his wife and her kids and he did it over voicemail and text messaging. I guess the good thing about this is that he's wayyyy to effing stupid to ever get away with anything. According to catcher Shawn Riggans, though, Elijah is a swell dude:

"A lot of people make these assumptions based on what they read in
newspapers or what they hear," catcher Shawn Riggans says, "and it's just totally, totally unfair to do that. I love Elijah. He's a great guy. I'd take a bullet for him."

And you very well might do just that one day, Shawn. Like, if you ever drink his YooHoo or something.

The NBA sucks but has a few moments now and then -- Kobe is a whiny, petulant bitch. and how absolutely great is it that LeBron chose the day after Kobe's taking over the NBA headlines as his date to absolutely single-handedly beat the Pistons in Game 5 of the Eastern Finals? I mean, I'm not a fan of LeBron's and I think he's a bit too arrogant for a guy who is weak at the free-throw line and hasn't won squat yet, BUT.... when you think about how he's got a very mediocre Cavs team one win from the Finals, well, it's hard to disagree that he's the man. And that performance Thursday night was simply hard to believe. Hey Kobe, LeBron might have just leapfrogged you in more ways than just this week's headlines.

(Oh, and you'll also note that one of our co-authors, Tim, is noticeably silent on this series. You'd think that living in Cleveland and writing for a sports site, he might actually have something to offer. But no, Tim still thinks that he can jinx his teams and that talking about them might have some mystical, wizard-like effect on the franchise. Tim also still believes in Santa Claus so don't spoil that for him, either.)

The truth, as always, is that lying is better -- So, let's get this straight: fans and self-righteous sportswriters have been demanding that players apologize for the steroid era and morons like Mike Golic go on and on and on about how if a player apologizes for something they did, no matter what it is, they'll be forgiven and then beloved. Except that when Jason Giambi -- a guy who is very well-liked in the game -- actually says that he and all of baseball should indeed apologize for "doing that stuff," he gets investigated by the commissioner, his team's owner says he "should have kept his mouth shut," and his team begins exploring (again) whether they can void his contract and screw him out of something like $40 million. I'm sure everyone will want to come clean now.

Athletes cheat on their wives -- This is news? A-Rod was seen with a blonde in a couple of locations while the Yankees were in Toronto. You're kidding! A professional athlete, who is always on the road, cheating on his wife? Unheard of!

Right, Kobe? Uh...Kobe?

Sideboob Friday

I was thinking... there's so much going on about the firing of Don Imus, the way-too-much-power-on-his-hands Al Sharpton, the Duke lacrosse players and the overeager District Attorney who tried to fry them, the fact that the Indians drew more fans for a three-game set 400 miles from home than the Marlins drew for a three-game set AT home... that it might just be time for us all to relax and have a guy moment.

And here, for your guy-moment pleasure is a gratuitous sideboob picture. Sure, you may or may not like Hillary Duff, but I think we can all agree that boobs are wonderful.

Enjoy your weekends, all.