(The real culprit to Global Warming finally found!)In an AP story today, it is reported that growing numbers of rice fields are actually producing more methane gas than much of the industrialized world does with factories, automobiles and other industry. This is truly hilarious news.
Sure, Al Gore and Co. made a lot of people angry by saying Hummers & Suburbans were the cause of this planet's woes...but millions of suburbanite soccer moms aren't going to create the uproar that billions of people will produce when told they shouldn't eat rice any longer. I've spent some time in China...let me tell you, every meal has rice in it...and everybody eats it (except for me). Furthermore, isn't rice the main source of nutrition for the hungry nations in Africa?
So, the anti-capitalist, anti-progress lefties have gotten themselves into a bit of a pickle now. While all they were trying to do was change the way Americans and other capitalist around the world lived their lives...now, they're going to take away the main food source for the majority of the world. Good move, ladies.
Maybe if windbags like Gore, Pelosi & Co. would stop talking, the world would cool down to a temperature that they find more suitable.
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Here are some people I wish would stop talking: Ryan Dowd, Justin Rash, Tim Vanderpossen, Mikey Dowd, Kirk Gimenez, Chris Bois, Donna Dowd, Al Brock, the entire cast of "Lost", Simon Cowell, the President of Venezuala, Rags Dowd and Gina Dowd
Hmmm, is that a guest appearance by Al Brock?
As for this post, I actually saw this article recently that explains that 18% of the greenhouse gases that cause global warming are caused by, well, cow farts:
http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article2062484.ece
This is said to be more than all forms of transportation put together.
How much of the atmosphere is destroyed when Tim or Mark Hurley break wind after an evening at El Rodeo is still a matter of some conjecture.
Can't wait for 20 years from now. When its the same temperature. What will Al Gore say then?
Jay Mariotti and Michael Smith make contributions as well.
That's not Brock...That's my
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Sweet mother of god, this blog becomes more unreadable by the minute. It would be so much more productive if you just provided the link to deadspin and didn't go to the trouble of cutting and pasting their stories to this site.
Hey fish face...I don't read that damned site. I read the AP story and wrote my blog.
To tell you the truth, the last time I was on Deadspin was when Justin and I wrote the Purdue basketball tourney capsule...I wanted to see what the editor left in the blog.
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Crazy! This is some blogging in the past week. Great posts on Mavs/Warriors, Mayweather-DeLaHoya, Kentucky Derby and Tiger Woods. You guys don't miss a thing!
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