Wednesday, August 06, 2008

News Bulletin: Notre Dame Fans Remain Classy

Wow. So as you probably have seen if you're a scouring scoundrel of the Interwebs, The Big Lead took some flak from ND "fans" over posting the fairly innocuous pictures of Jimmy Clausen drinking at a party. Well, the drinking was fairly tame -- the outfits were fairly embarrassing.

As TBL displays in a post today, here's an example of an email he received regarding those pics:

Hey,

What kind of scum sucking c**t posts pictures of college kids drinking beer at a party?

I don’t give a sh*t if it was J**** F**king Ch****, only a worthless cocksucker trades in this kind of sh*t.

F*ck you.

I can only assume this email came from Charlie Weis, Rudy or Jimmy Clausen's mom.

And yeah, I know, I know, one mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, douchenozzle doesn't represent an entire fan base... sure, sure, I've heard that before. And it's true.

Most of the time.


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Also, hey, if you didn't bother clicking through to see the other pics TBL has, here's perhaps my favorite one. Is that a shredded bottom shirt Jimmy Montana is wearing? Oh, dear, does our hero also tie the little shirt off to the side in order to expose his midriff while prancing around his room wearing leg-warmers and aerobecizing to "Maniac"?

8 comments:

T-Mill said...

Thank you for calling him Jimmy Montana!

Captain Mañana said...

Amazing what a 3-9 season does to some "fans'" attitudes, huh?

I'm with Boilerdowd... the "spikey-haired ostrich" look works for Jimmy - at least compared to the "Beer Pong-apalooza" pictures of these dorks!

E said...

Okay, hasn't anyone done bar olympics before? It usually involves forming a team and finding a wacky team uni as part of the fun. Man, it's like you guys have never had fun sometimes..........

Ever think these guys might be mocking themselves?

So if you saw a video of him eating waffles and guessing girl's names in a dorm cafeteria, would you judge him? Just askin.......


All that being said, he's an idiot to be caught on camera while drinking. College kid or not, he's in a high profile position. He should be on tons of "study dates" with hot co-eds instead.

Captain Mañana said...

Okay, E, I'll buy your 'bar olympics' slant, although it would be more plausible if there were other teams with wacky unis on; I'm sure that there were, they just didn't 'medal' and get their pictures taken, right?

Come to think of it, yes, we did stupid shit when we were in school too... it was way cooler than this though. At least we would like to think so! No, really, it WAS cooler.

As far as eating waffles and guessing girls names, that's probably the second most fun thing to do at Nerdre Dork. I'm sure that these guys are mocking themselves, we're just doing our part and "helping" them out. J Money's title of his original post of this is the funniest, best part of all (besides the pictures). It is nice to see that you had your epiphany in the final paragraph of your comment though.

Purdue Matt said...

I made this for you:

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6418/ndclausen2hn1.jpg

E said...

They're at ND, so automatically everyone is dressed as "Team Douchebag". These guys stepped it up a notch.

I try to make my comments stick to the label of "boneheaded retorts". So I try to disagree with J whenever I can.

Captain Mañana said...

I hear ya E; it's just these damn kids and their new-fangled drinking games these days... gettin' dressed up, I tell ya, it's crazy!

Back in our day, it was 'Quarters' - withOUT costumes! We had A LOT more chicks around too (and better looking). Breakfast Club would come into existence at this time also... again, without the ridiculous get-ups, but the evolution of that tradition is inspirational and uniquely our own, just as Purdue students jangling their keys on kick-offs... no other school has been doing that for over 40 years!

boilerdowd said...

Matt, send that onto UND SID- I think it'll play well!

good stuff