Showing posts with label Bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bears. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Making The Best of Hurricane Ike -- A Short Play

SCENE: Galveston, TX, last Friday afternoon.

MAN: "Hmmm, let's see... where's my duck costume? Honey, where's my duck costume?"

WOMAN, OFF-CAMERA: "I think it's at the cleaners. Are we evacuating?"

MAN: "Yeah, yeah, give me a minute... how could you not have picked up my duck costume? Seriously, woman, what's your problem?"

WOMAN, OFF-CAMERA: "Why don't you wear your bear costume?"

MAN: "That's ridiculous. It makes no sense at all. Where's the humor in that? My goodness, woman, you don't know anything about comedy."

WOMAN, OFF-CAMERA: "Hey, honey, there's another news crew out there... looks like they're doing a live feed....probably going to be on the Houston news."

MAN: [sighs] "Well, the bear will have to do..."

Friday, February 02, 2007

Super Bowl Extra Large Eye (tm, Tim)

You know, it really doesn't matter what I write here after posting that picture to the right. Yes, that's the best...jersey...ever.

Well, this weekend is the Super Bowl and just to refresh you on our picks to this point...

Tim is 5-5, I am 5-5 and boilerdowd is 7-3 and whupping our behinds. So this weekend's game is a moot point, except for second place in our little game.

In the first round, we examined the quarterbacks for each team. In the second round, it was the coaches that were analyzed. And in the conference title games, it was the logos we looked at. So here, for the Super Bowl, I'll allow Bear vs. Colt to be the thing we look to. Kind of amusing.

Picks for this weekend:

Tim: Bears (In true, SNL tradition, he adds the following line: "My prediction: Chicago Bears 94 - Indianapolis Colts 20")

boilerdowd: Colts (I don't even need to ask him.)

J Money: Colts (I don't trust wonder Rex.)