Showing posts with label NBA Finals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NBA Finals. Show all posts

Monday, June 13, 2011

The Dallas Mavericks Made Me Like The NBA A Little Bit

Last night, and throughout the playoffs, the Dallas Mavericks grew on me. Sure, it definitely helped that they beat the loathesome Miami Heat, but I found myself secretly liking them earlier in the playoffs, probably around the time they pants'ed Kobe and the Lakers in a 4-0 sweep.

The Mavs aren't like a lot of these other NBA teams. Sure, DeShawn Stevenson can be a bit of a preening punk, but it's microscopic compared to most NBA teams and their "stars." The Mavs big-time players/contributors are largely likable guys, the kinds of guys you find yourself kind of happy to see win a title. Dirk, Kidd, Jason Terry. A coach like Rick Carlisle, perhaps unfairly maligned in other stops, getting his ring while more celebrated coaches watch from home. Or the stands.

Jason Terry got interviewed at halftime -- not long after an on-court scuffle -- and actually credited how good the Heat are and how they needed to stick to it, etc., etc. Meanwhile, the Heat players make fun of Dirk for being sick (and still kicking their asses -- dumb) and Wade is quoted before Game 6 as saying, "Well, if they somehow do miraculously win the game..." Yes, stay humble, Heat. Stay just the way you are. We love you this way.

There are people out there who -- inexplicably to me -- root for guys like LeBron. I think most of these people don't understand what a lousy person LeBron really is -- or maybe they just don't care. And that's actually fine, if that's your take. But I just can't help but root against a guy who is that arrogant and who looks down upon fans and, more disgustingly, treats people he deems as below him terribly. Adrian Wojnarowski wrote a pretty good column this morning about Dirk's accomplishments and how LeBron really won't ever have the feeling Dirk did last night. Within the column, he touches a bit on LeBron's obnoxiousness:

To hear James suggest that the world will have to return to its sad, little ordinary lives and he’ll still get to be LeBron James late Sunday night was a window into his warped, fragile psyche. It was sad, and portends to how disconnected to the world he truly is.

“They have to wake up and have the same life that they had before they woke up today … the same personal problems,” James said. “I’m going to continue to live the way that I want to live. … But they have to get back to the real world at some point.”

There’s nothing real about James’ world, and never has been. He’s a prisoner of a life that his sycophants and enablers and our sporting culture has created for him. He’s rich and talented and something of a tortured soul. He’s the flawed superstar for these flawed times. He’s a creation of a basketball breeding ground full of such twisted priorities and warped principles. Almost every person who’s ever had to work closely with him, who has spent significant time, who’s watched him belittle and bully people, told me they were rooting hard against him. That’s sad, and that’s something he doesn’t understand and probably never will.

It's almost as though he's an over-the-top villain in some terrible sports movie. Why not just give credit and thank your fans for their support? What a jerk. Understand this, LeBron supporters: he sees you as dirt. You're just something in the way of him collecting his next paycheck and receiving adulation from Stuart Scott. If you're not there to kiss his -- well, finger, I guess, since he doesn't have a ring -- then he's got no use for you. And even if you are a sycophant, well, that's what you're supposed to be in his opinion. He's rich, bitch, and you're not.

But back to the champs.

Jason Kidd, at almost 38 years old, many teams, two trips to the Finals with the Nets (does everyone realize what an accomplishment that was?), finally gets his ring. Remember how cooked this team looked when they traded for him and still fizzled in the playoffs? A nice bow on the career for JKidd.

How about Mark Cuban? I know he pisses people off sometimes, but how can you not like that this guy won a title? He's poured more than three quarters of a billion dollars into salary alone since he bought the team 11 years ago. He's endured a lot of criticism from the outside for his meddling, but the players all seem to love him. Remember, this is a guy who bought a horrible, moribound franchise (think worse than the Clippers) and said to the players (and I'm paraphrasing), "What do you guys need? A better locker room? Big screen TVs? What would make playing here awesome?"  And when he got the feedback, he made it happen. This is the guy who is the rich version of all of us -- he was a fan who had season tickets and eventually had enough money to buy his favorite team. Just imagine that for a moment -- whatever team you like and currently go see.... that one day you get to own it and do what we all sometimes think about.

And, of course, a guy like Dirk. Another unfairly maligned guy, called soft by columnists and opponents. But year after year, showing up and playing full seasons, making his game better and not doing self-serving commercials or obnoxious 5th-grade-level show-and-tells. A guy who, I have to say, is hard to hate. And as anyone who reads us knows, we dislike a lot of sports personalities.

So anyway, we're still not NBA fans and we still think the league is a terrible product. But for a change, the guys holding the championship trophy aren't putting on obnoxious shirts about how many rings they have or butchering an attempt at screaming a tagline of a sponsor. The celebration looked real and enjoyable and, wow, kind of like a championship celebration should look. Joyful.

******EDIT/UPDATE******

Only a colossal idiot like me would write a post like this and not mention Brian Cardinal.

Of course, and this isn't a cop-out, it should go without saying that our Twitter-friend Brian is always a reason we would tolerate watching an NBA game. Seeing a fellow Boilermaker succeed at the highest level is always a true thrill. Guys like BC make us proud and do the University proud. The guy has worked hard, stayed humble and carved out an amazing career for himself. He's one of those guys where, when you look up the figures and see he's made over $34 million in his career, you kind of smile and think, "Good for him."

At least, I do.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Photos of the Night

I went onto ESPN.com to try to find some photos of last night's Game 4 of the NBA Finals -- specifically pictures of either the scrum at the end when Pietrus tried to break Gasol's back (which Gasol kind of earned by dunking in the final five seconds with the game in hand -- nice sportsmanship), or of Kobe elbowing Jameer Nelson in the face and then (surprise!) finding Derek Fisher, the hobbling assassin, for the dagger.

Interestingly this morning, it was hard to hear anyone even mentioning the Kobe elbow as a factor in the game. The NBA's marketing and image people work hard to make sure everyone else is just a puppet. Nothing to see here! Just good, clean family fun! Kobe's a great guy!

What a sham. Sure, there are some pictures of the game, but there are endless f-cking pictures of nonsense, including hugging, chit-chat and -- ooh! -- celebrities. And the broadcasters even were saying things like, "Well, you're used to seeing celebrities in New York or Los Angeles, but this is Orlando."

Uh, yeah, did you know rich people can travel even more easily than us commonfolk? And did you also know that many, many star athletes (i.e., Tiger, Dwayne Wade, etc.) choose to live in Florida? And, also, that statement is stupid, Mike Breen, because didn't we see celebrities in Cleveland during the conference finals? Seriously, if they're there, they'll make there way to Orlando. It's on most maps.

Anyway, the following photographs are taken from the game story gallery on ESPN.com. Serious journalists, they are. I mean, I can deal with ABC flashing Rhianna up on the screen with her name underneath -- that's fine. I don't care that she's there, but she cares that we all know she's there, so fine. But on a purported sports Web site? Whatever, I know I'm wasting my time here. Let's move along to the photos.

I don't know whether to give Tiger props for going out in an outfit any of us might wear (shorts, a cap, etc.), or if I should come down on him for not dressing like a courtside celebrity should dress. His wife looks lovely, and he looks like he's from the school for exceptional people.

"These guys make how much money? Hahaha... I have that in my freaking sofa cushions!"


This is just odd to me. Is Tiger greasing the officials? ("Keep it fair, boys, keep it fair.")


This is nice. Dwight Howard hugging a fan. And then you see the two goobers in their Lakers jerseys without a shirt underneath. This is just wrong. Especially when you've got a gut like Goober #1 appears to. I'm sorry, but it's just terrible and you look like a tool. Basketball jerseys are not easy to pull off for fans, but if you're going to do it, at least wear a shirt underneath. This is the worst look you could go for with a basketball jersey.

Oh, wait. I stand corrected.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

You Stay Classy, Boston

Via With Leather comes this lovely video of Boston fans doing what they do best... I guess.



Yes, yes, I'm sure you're not all like that. But here's the thing: so many of you are like that. Obnoxious and semi-retarded, that is. What other explanation is there for destroying public and private property because your NBA team won a title? And I don't want to hear any bullsh-t about any of my teams because when the Giants won the Super Bowl, there weren't riots in NYC or NJ. Can you imagine if it had been the big bad NY team who was 18-0 and was upset by a Wild Card Pats team? Holy hell. They seriously would have torched all of Boston. Makes perfect sense, too. Destroy the city you support. Wait, what? Too many words.

And while I'm feeling salty, let's talk about Kevin Garnett and his jackassian performance for Michelle Tafoya last night. Tell you what, Kevin, why don't you grow the f-ck up and get control of yourself and conduct an interview like an adult? Oooh, he's so emotional! Ooh, he cares so much! Give me a break. How come every other athlete can handle an interview afterwards? That was just annoying and disrespectful. How do people like this clown?




Two quotes from that interview from Garnett stand out in particular for me... possibly because they're the only semi-coherent things he said.

1) "Anything can happen." -- Really? Like, you mean, Kevin Garnett can not only get out of the first round, but even win a title? Yeah, I guess so. Anything can happen. As long as it's not in Minnesota. Right, Kevin?

2) "Whatchu gonna say now?" -- Huh? Don't even tell me this was a "nobody believed in us" bullsh-t line. The Celts won 66 games this year. If you clowns had not won a title, you would have been colossal failures. So let's not act like you overcame so much. You overcame nothing. You overcame the Hawks, barely, and then the Cavs, barely. And then, yeah, you beat the Pistons and Lakers, all while losing more games than a champ has ever lost I believe. So what am I gonna say now? I'm gonna say, good for you guys. I'm glad it wasn't Kobe who won. But, seriously, Boston fans, does this feel that good? 40% of your starting lineup -- and 67% of your big-time players -- were brought in just this season after long, distinguished careers elsewhere. Are they really Celtics? Doesn't this feel a little hollow? No?

I mean, what if the Chicago Bears traded for Peyton Manning, Terrel Owens, LaDanian Tomlinson and a few other stars and then won the Super Bowl? Would that feel like a Bears title? Or a title that a bunch of guys won? I don't know, I'm seriously kind of asking.

That's all I got.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Favorite NBA Playoff Pictures

I love sports but I just endless apathy for this supposedly to-die-for NBA Finals matchup between two truly unlikable teams. I've already detailed why I can't root for either of them, so instead I'll just share that this picture is now one of my favorites from this year's playoffs:

The guys carrying him awkwardly... his legs all splayed out... Pierce crying like he's an oversized infant. It's just brilliant. And let's not forget if he really were so horrifically injured that he needed to be removed from the area this way, I imagine the team doctor would have ordered more smooth transportation than, you know, five guys carrying him like a piece of furniture.

I love the picture so much that it's close to usurping my favorite picture, which is this one:


I love LeBron's "Are you effing serious, Mom?" face... I love that Pierce has got to be saying something about him being a mama's boy... and Garnett is just hilarious here, too. It looks like he's putting the moves on LeBron's mommy. How YOU doin? And somehow, the guy wearing his leather jacket indoors in May wound up with the basketball.

Just wanted to share a couple pics I rather enjoyed. As you were.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

You talkin' to me?!? You talkin' to me!?!

Since I have been called out, I suppose I should man-up and submit something useful. After all, who knows when the next time a Cleveland sports team will actually be on the verge of winning something. I'm relatively certain that the next time (and possibly this time) will end in some heart breaking unheard of finish.


It could very well be that the Browns will be up by 7 with 12 seconds left and Boise State will throw a hook- and-ladder and run it in for a touchdown and then Michael Jordan will run a Statue of Liberty play from mid field and dunk over Craig Ehlo's head. Then in over-time, Tony Fernandez will fumble the ball and Charles Nagy will continue to suck.

I ran my automated Cleveland sports story for the Cavs and this is what it generated.

"The Cleveland Cavaliers play host to the San Antonio Spurs tonight in game 3 of the NBA finals. The Cavs, down 2-0 to the Spurs, have really got to find a way to fight through the chronic diarrhea that is plaguing the entire team. They will have to do so without their leading scorer, LeBron James. As has been well documented, James' spine fell out when he was walking off of the chartered plane. Things have not been this dreary for the Cavaliers since Michael Jordans' shot over Craig Ehlo in 1989."

Now you may notice that even my automated program has not failed to mention Jordans' shot over Ehlo. What's the over under for seeing the freaking play during the pre-game of game 1? I say 4. It was nearly 20 years ago! Give it up!

My only hope is that by referencing this event myself, I will somehow break it's stranglehold upon the entire city of Cleveland.